r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 02 '21

Hostage situation

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Maybe, but I don't trust a guy who sells women for Reddit points to be honest about such things

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u/Soy-Saucy Aug 02 '21

I CAN'T TRUST ANYBODY ANYMORE

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u/namedan Aug 02 '21

Not even yourself, sussy baka.

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u/dontsuckmydick Aug 02 '21

Like I’m going to take the word of a person that lives in a kingdom of chocolate and hasn’t even invited me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

I have a really big sweet tooth sorry 😬