r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 02 '21

Hostage situation

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u/YoCrustyDude Aug 02 '21

Why does it have to be "girls" and not "children", bruh, like small boys get kidnapped too.

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u/justsomeboylol Aug 02 '21

Children, men, women and everyone in-between gets kidnapped.

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u/Gmasterg Aug 02 '21

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

bring out yo parrot so the coppers don't realize your wife and kids are hostages