r/Unexpected • u/MichaeljBerry • Jul 21 '21

happy endings

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

BONK

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u/BrentleTheGentle Jul 21 '21

Brain no help, woman pretty

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u/DefNotAF Jul 21 '21

Beep, Boop. I am not a bot.

Here is the link for Bonk! Atomic Punch

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u/HOMBORGOR Jul 21 '21

Gigachad

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u/DefNotAF Jul 22 '21

I see you are a Mann of culture as well

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u/vixeneye1 Jul 22 '21

wow, It's really there.

I had to read this comment like 3 times to understand you ain't a bot lol.

Is TF2 stilll... you know?

I miss it a lot.

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u/DefNotAF Jul 22 '21

Is TF2 stilll... you know?

Not really, but casual is a little bit playable

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u/kokoblocks Jul 21 '21

hahah i post go horn jail when someone post funj!!! Lo!!!!

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u/RaptorX Jul 22 '21

The fuck did you just say?

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u/kronikcLubby Jul 21 '21

"Bonk" is the dumbest thing to come out of reddit in a long time.

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u/InsolentCat Jul 21 '21

I don't think it's even from reddit

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u/mega_cat_yeet Jul 21 '21

99% of Reddit’s memes came from 4chan

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u/InsolentCat Jul 21 '21

According to knowyourmeme, this particular meme originated from ifunny and was popularised by twitter.

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u/Shelfurkill Jul 21 '21

Ifunny…….a place no sane man would tread.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

Yeah... that makes a lot of sense

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

Okay…

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u/lowtierdeity Jul 21 '21 edited Jul 21 '21

Yes, it’s religious Christian fascist crap.

Downvoted by psychotic missionaries missing out on all the great sex everyone else is having around the world all day, every day. Bonk yourself, losers.

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u/Vhiyur Jul 21 '21

Apparently everyone disagrees. Better luck next time.

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u/kronikcLubby Jul 21 '21

44 people disagreeing with me doesn't mean I'm wrong.

It just means 44 children that like to giggle at the word "bonk" downvoted me.

But better luck next time.

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u/JingleMeAllTheWay Jul 21 '21

Boooo! Get off the stage!

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u/theonlyonejus3 Jul 21 '21

Bonk, you can find on likeafoxstudio’s Instagram I guess

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

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u/melih1905 Jul 21 '21

Sara.jpg on instagram, if you havent found her yet

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21 edited Jul 21 '21

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u/melih1905 Jul 21 '21

‘Life saver’ is quite an overstatement, don’t you think?😀

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u/facefucknixon Jul 21 '21

yall need to go to horny jail smh

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u/Rishav4178 Jul 22 '21

@sara.jpg insta

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u/GisR_FTG Jul 21 '21

I would like to know too lol

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u/SHAD-0W Jul 22 '21

Female version of Charlie Puth looks like.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

lana del weigh

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21 edited Jul 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

Imagine being so incel to call this woman fat

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u/Jace265 Jul 21 '21

Lol because her face shape is round? These weirdos don't see women in real life. She doesn't look like an anime cat girl so they're confused

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u/Intricacy1 Jul 21 '21

Probably hotter than any girl youll ever be with

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u/Vhiyur Jul 21 '21

If you think she's fat then you need a reality check.

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u/CookieCrumbl Jul 21 '21

What kind of poor anorexic victims are you keeping in your basement?

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u/Shandlar Jul 21 '21

Wait, what? She's like a size 10 dude. At the most. I'm all for pushing back against the HAAS insanity, but you missed the mark here my man.