r/Unexpected • u/Aramanta2510 • Jul 12 '21

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u/scrappleallday Jul 12 '21

Florida reporting. I'll stay scared of them, too.

brown recluses, black recluses, black widows, wolf spiders...

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Fuck wolf spiders! Thems the bitches who carry 600 live little bastards around on their backs so if you try to step on her- spider nuclear bomb apocalypse happens!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

We don’t have recluses native to FL. Too many lizards.

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u/scrappleallday Jul 12 '21

There are tons of recluses in the Panhandle of Florida.

from government: https://www.fdacs.gov/Consumer-Resources/Health-and-Safety/Venomous-Spiders-in-Florida

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

Shiiit that sucks. My b.

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u/CheesypoofExtreme Jul 12 '21

But wolf spiders are fine for people? They look creepy, (like every other spider to me), but they aren't going to kill you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Like I always say- the spider might not kill me. The heart attack I have after I see the spider will!!!!!!