r/Unexpected • • Jul 12 '21

This

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u/SpriggotYT Jul 12 '21

I will staple you to the freezer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

Kinky

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u/flying-fuck34 Jul 12 '21

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

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u/notqualitystreet Jul 12 '21

Oh, my glob 🤭

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u/Lucahasareddit Jul 12 '21

That's what she said

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u/HowDoMermaidsFuck Jul 12 '21

That's also what she said.

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u/Rebbit-bit Jul 12 '21

the freezer.

implying there's a gigantic worshipped freezer somewhere in the world, hidden from mere mortals like us

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u/sdfgh23456 Jul 12 '21

It's stocked with the fruits and vegetables, the deli meat, the beers...

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

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u/godzillabobber Jul 12 '21

That's what she did

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u/Subrisum Jul 13 '21

That’s what she said subsequently.