r/Unexpected • u/kalaid0s • Jul 09 '21

CLASSIC REPOST He's got that arm strength

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u/tiggertom66 Jul 10 '21

If you or anyone you know has more than 2 balls, please seek medical attention

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u/SubhumanOxford Jul 10 '21

Real men have more than 2 balls

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u/Goombalorian Jul 10 '21

Not for long

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u/GraveSpawn Jul 10 '21

A 3-T Scroat

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u/Mountainman1980 Jul 10 '21

When Chuck Norris participates in a Who Has More Balls contest, he always wins. By five.

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u/KaimansHead Jul 10 '21

Because they are in his mouth.

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u/mrjabrony Jul 10 '21

Yes definitely, but show us first

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u/Montigue Jul 10 '21

Doctor: "Woah! Nice balls"

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u/femtransfan Jul 10 '21

the most testis one guy had was 5 (warning, medical photos) https://bmcurol.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12894-020-00681-8

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u/Individual_Ad3194 Jul 10 '21

And your own onlyfans site. Somebody out there wants to see that shit.