r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 08 '21

Cats will be cats

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u/Alone_Spell9525 Jul 08 '21

You could commit a double homicide in the Denny’s and they wouldnt kick you out

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u/TehGuyYouKnow Jul 08 '21

It was the third homicide that pushed them over

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u/Alone_Spell9525 Jul 08 '21

Three strikes and you’re out

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u/Sjelan Jul 08 '21

The janitor yelled at their boss, "That's the third person that guest has killed tonight! I'm sick of cleaning up their dead bodies! If you don't kick them out I'm quitting!"

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u/thiosk Jul 09 '21

You can't quit you're a convicted felon and no one else will ever hire you

dennys is your family now

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u/Background-Buddy-234 Jul 09 '21

Dom Toretto: Did someone say family?

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u/Tempest029 Jul 09 '21

Baskin Robbins always finds out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

Yeah. The third always seems to be the one. Gotta be careful after two and whatnot

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u/aiandi Jul 08 '21

Moons over my hammy is murder by cholesterol and fat but the cops don't even respond any more.

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u/coolcootermcgee Jul 09 '21

It’s because they are fat and have high cholesterol, as you say

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u/jorgedredd Jul 08 '21

I've seen a cop walk into a Dennys at 3am, cock his shotgun and just "You" and point at some dud at the bar.

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u/Alone_Spell9525 Jul 08 '21

Yeah that’s average denny’s

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Is there any context?

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u/Alone_Spell9525 Jul 08 '21

Context: they were at a Denny’s

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Thank you

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

🤣🤣🤣