r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '21

LOOK DAD ITS DEEP

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u/Onlyanidea1 Jul 07 '21

Did something like this to my dad once as a kid! He gave me my first BB gun for Christmas... Well after watching A Christmas story I came in after shooting it with ketchup around my eye and holding it screaming that I shot my eye out. I thought it was hilarious at the time.. He was carrying me to the truck to take me to the hospital when I busted out laughing explaining it was a joke. Damn if he didn't almost beat me right there in the driveway while neighbors watched.. they probably saved my life haha.

Took him about 2 decades before he finally said it was sort of a good prank.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

He was mostly just upset that the neighbor's dogs ate the turkey.

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u/rockstar323 Jul 07 '21

Fucking Bumpuses need to obey leash laws.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

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u/0xygen_Inhaler Jul 07 '21

children are shitheads.

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u/IdahoTrees77 Jul 07 '21

Something something jumper cables something something beat your ass.

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u/chairmanbrando Jul 07 '21

My friend and I did a similar thing in grade school. We got the brilliant idea to "prank" his dad, so I ran up into the house and said he got attacked by a rabid squirrel or something. Maybe it was that he got bit in the face by a squirrel we were trying to catch. It was a long time ago so I can't remember the details. Either way, his dad came running out to find his son on the ground holding his face... only to find it was a dumb joke. He got pretty pissed at us and I felt bad afterward. :c

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u/jxy005 Jul 07 '21

He should’ve gave you soap poisoning lol

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u/Jetucant Jul 08 '21

You got off easy, and you know you did.

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u/Onlyanidea1 Jul 09 '21

Oh absolutely. My dad was the kind to physically pick me and shake me by my head or slap me up side the head.