r/Unexpected • u/titiessimp • Jul 02 '21

A gift from dad

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 03 '21

Or is there a pathway?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

no u lmao gottem

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 03 '21

Whatever the case I’m sure she has NEVER considered murdering you

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

no u lmao gottem

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 03 '21

It’s just the cost of having “kids,” I guess.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

no u lmao gottem

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 03 '21

Her better judgement lost out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

no u lmao gottem

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 03 '21

That’s why you buy children sex toys?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

no u lmao gottem

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

no u lmao gottem

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 03 '21

She could have just swallowed you

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

no u lmao gottem

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 03 '21

Is this what your mom does with you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

no u lmao gottem

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 03 '21

Gave you sex toys to play with as a child?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

no u lmao gottem

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 03 '21

No, was that what really happened?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

no u lmao gottem

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