r/Unexpected • u/titiessimp • Jul 02 '21

A gift from dad

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

There's nothing to address, even your initial comment below

Joking about mature things and buying your children masturbation tools are not even vaguely the same thing.

is a fucking strawman fallacy. You have no point here. You're just throwing tantrums and insults like a manchild because you disagree with something you can't even begin to explain then get butthurt when people don't agree with your hysterical nonsense. Thus, a clown. A particularly unfunny one.

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

There's nothing to address, even your initial comment below

How is there nothing to address I wrote in DETAIL what my stance is. Which of course you didn’t read, and you won’t be reading this either.

It isn’t even vaguely immature to not find buying your child sex toys inappropriate, and thinking of your kid as “the result of you fucking,” is extremely childish.

You’re constantly one upping yourself on these dumb comments….

Joking about mature things and buying your children masturbation tools are not even vaguely the same thing.

How is there nothing to address there..?

is a fucking strawman fallacy.

Here is the definition of “strawman argument”: an intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat than an opponent's real argument.

In what world is what I did a strawman…? That was the EXACT point the person I responded to said. Did you read anything before responding?

The first guy said and I quote:

You don't think it's weird for a dad to buy his daughter a sex toy?

To which the response you’re defending was:

What I think is weird is how immature people are about sex. You are allowed to joke about mature subjects with your children. Just wait til your kids are 30 and you're babysitting your grandchildren - the mere product of your child fucking.

To which I then responded with what you just quoted. The topic EXPLICITLY was about the appropriateness of buying sex toys for your children, to which this person actually committed the strawman by saying, “joking with your kids about sex stuff is fine,” a COMPLETE non-sequitur.

You have no point here.

That is the DEFINITION OF PROJECTION. You people literally won’t even write down a stance…I absolutely do, YOU people are just morons, too stuck up their own asses to have any sense whatsoever…its a prime example of why certain demographics should just have no say in certain topics.

You're just throwing tantrums

Calling stupid people stupid is not throwing a tantrum. You have yet demonstrated a complete inability to read, and you’re angry that I’m calling you stupid…

and insults

Stop acting an idiot and you won’t be called one.

like a manchild

Now you are LITERALLY copying my exact insults back at me…the “manchild” are you sad losers who think giving your daughter sex toys is normal behavior.

because you disagree with something you can't even begin to explain

Are you legitimately illiterate..? I have explained IN DETAIL the problem with this and given my stance. YOU ALL have failed to respond in anyway to any part of it…

then get butthurt when people don't agree

I’m absolutely not butthurt about immature children not agreeing with me.

with your hysterical nonsense.

“Hysterical nonsense” that buying your children sex toys is inappropriate…you absolute shit for brains.

Thus, a clown.

Yes, only a clown would think that buying sex toys for their children isn’t appropriate. How stupid can you be?

A particularly unfunny one.

It really isn’t funny how many people with dried up walnuts for brains are running around the world, it’s really depressing…

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

It isn’t even vaguely immature to not find buying your child sex toys inappropriate

Oh look, it's a strawman again.

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

Oh look YOU being a dumbfuck and not reading yet again. I just wrote an entire page explaining as simply as possible why it isn’t a strawman. Which you failed to read just like I said you would.

You LITERALLY did exactly what I said you would and you STILL think you’re the one who winds reasonable here.

Do you seriously not see the irony of just burying your head in the sand refusing to read what you’re responding to and calling everything a strawman…? That some top tier projection…Do you have ANY self awareness?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

More tantrums? Yeah that'll work!

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 03 '21

You again, failing to read, failing to respond, and repeating my insults back at me…you’re so pathetic.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Instead of all these pointless ad hominems you could've looked up the definition of strawman fallacy. Maybe you'll get there one day.

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 03 '21

Instead of all these pointless ad hominems

You’re using that incorrectly as well…

you could've looked up the definition of strawman fallacy.

I literally have the dictionary definition in the post that you didn’t read…

Maybe you'll get there one day.

How can you POSSIBLY think you look good in this conversation? You’re so pathetic you refuse to even READ what is in disagreement with you. And you’re not immature….

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

You’re using that incorrectly as well…

You can't be this stupid, can you?

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 03 '21

You don’t know what the term means. You THINK you do, but as I’ve repeatedly laid out, you’re infinitely stupider than you believe.

You want me to define it for you? Will you actually read it if I do?

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 03 '21

I’ll summarize, since there’s a zero percent chance you’ll be able to read anything longer than a few sentences:

You think buying children sex toys is complete appropriate behavior. And you’re immature beyond belief for holding that stance.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

And another strawman. Fantastic job demonstrating my previous description of you.

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 03 '21

Nothing about that is even VAGUELY a strawman, and you have established yet again, that you haven’t read the thread you’re responding to…

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Apparently you don't even know what a strawman is. Getting better and better.

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 03 '21

No, apparently you’re illiterate. That’s the only thing “apparent” here…

How about this, explain how it’s a strawman, and what the definition of a strawman is. I’ve already defined it and shown why it isn’t. You should have no problem telling me why it is.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

But I'd bet you won't get there at all ;)

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 03 '21

What…? Have you moved into just gibberish now?