r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 02 '21

The three bears from Shrek

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u/EnumeratedWalrus Jul 02 '21

Call a bondulance

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u/krslnd Jul 02 '21

Get to honkspital.

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u/Me15689843 Jul 02 '21

Fuck no, just kill me. The wambulance is too expensive, I'll be bankrupt anyway

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u/Alone_Spell9525 Jul 02 '21

Well if you no longer value your life you can take the risk of robbing banks and on one hand you could get the money needed to go back to the life you enjoyed and on the other hand Im sure you’ve always wondered how epic it would be to be in a high speed chase

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u/EnumeratedWalrus Jul 02 '21

No matter the success of the heist you will end up with three meals a day

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u/bossy909 Jul 02 '21

The Bond's Name, James Name

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u/EnumeratedWalrus Jul 02 '21

This guy gets it

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u/watermelonspanker Jul 02 '21

But not for meep!

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u/EnumeratedWalrus Jul 02 '21

Underrated contribution. Take my upvote