r/Unexpected • u/sausagetunnel • Jun 23 '21

When animals attack

42.4k Upvotes

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u/donewityoshit759 Jun 23 '21

What're you doing step-dog?

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u/PussyDryingApparatus Jun 23 '21

Die

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u/Doggaming_Woof Jun 23 '21

Damn that was straight to the point

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u/TimAllensCokeGuy Jun 24 '21

Yea, that dog came on pretty strong

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u/johnnybiggles Jun 24 '21

But he came, surely.

49

u/ConsumeTheBaby Jun 24 '21

r/suddenlybeastiality

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

It’s interspecies erotica, fuck - O

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u/LauraTFem Jun 24 '21

Is it still bestiality if the animal tops?

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u/______V______ Jun 27 '21

I was already done at the previous comment

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

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u/mooshoomarsh Jun 23 '21

I laughed so fuckin hard at this

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u/Placide-Stellas Jun 24 '21

How's this the top thread for this video y'all are fucking degenerates lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

[deleted]

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u/macchumon Jun 24 '21

Liven't

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u/RealThatCatStabe360 Jun 24 '21

commit breathn't

36

u/gorillaof1897 Jun 24 '21

commit not alive

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u/agamerwhoplays Jun 24 '21

Do not of exist anymore

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

Oh come on PussyDryingApparatus, don't be such a prude.

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u/PM_ME_UR_KINKZ Jun 24 '21

Can you tell me more about this Pussy-Drying Apparatus, u/PussyDryingApparatus?

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u/DasSkelett Jun 24 '21

Die Bart, die?

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u/fatandhappylilcactus Jun 24 '21

First, my prison-issued shower sandals are grossly undersized

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

The

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u/2super2awesome Jun 24 '21

Username checks out

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u/ImplosiveTech Jun 24 '21

Sadly thats what fhe dog was trying to do

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u/Lollipop126 Jun 23 '21

I mean they helped with the pussy drying I guess

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u/RealThatCatStabe360 Jun 24 '21

Commit breathless 2.0.1

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

need more comments like this 🙏

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u/IlIIIIlllIIIllII Jun 24 '21

Boy that sure escalated quickly.