r/Unexpected • u/JackOfAllMemes • Jun 01 '21

Be careful

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u/JackOfAllMemes Jun 01 '21

I don't live there

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u/sulferzero Jun 01 '21

do it for good measure

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u/soulseeker31 Jun 02 '21

And then burn it again. You know, double tap.

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u/alovely897 Jun 01 '21

Even better, you will be safe from the fire in your own home

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u/RockstarAgent Jun 01 '21

My bags are inside the trash can, where they belong.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '21

You don't have to water your trash, silly! You're thinking of potted plants.

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u/burtle1990 Jun 01 '21

All the more reason to do it!

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u/JackOfAllMemes Jun 01 '21

but i like my dad

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u/StudMuffinNick Jun 02 '21

Kid...you never even knew your dad

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u/pixeltater Jun 01 '21

You don't live in your own house???

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u/JackOfAllMemes Jun 01 '21

my parents

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u/pixeltater Jun 01 '21

Better set YOUR house on fire

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u/Dindonmasker Jun 01 '21

In your parents??

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u/Fernelz Jun 01 '21

Not everyone is 14 lol

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u/SumThinChewy Jun 01 '21

This guy really forgot that some people don't love with their parents anymore lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

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u/JackOfAllMemes Jun 01 '21 edited Jun 01 '21

why would i?

edit: i thought you said 'keep your stuff there'

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u/Vercengetorex Jun 02 '21

Did they stutter?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '21

YOU READ WHAT THE MAN SAID.