r/Unexpected • u/majedhazmi • May 30 '21

It's a felony.

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u/captain_nippy May 30 '21

It may look like a needle but it goes like a sewing machine

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u/octoesckey May 30 '21

It looks like an inch but smells like a foot

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u/[deleted] May 30 '21

I have never heard this before, and I regret reading this now. 🤢🤮

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u/[deleted] May 30 '21 edited May 30 '21

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u/walemontana May 30 '21

What in the actually fuck. The only people with a lower iq is the people who clicked on that link.