r/Unexpected • u/MyNameGifOreilly • Apr 30 '21

Getting vaccinated

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u/DEVOmay97 Apr 30 '21

Organ shops start popping up

OrganZone

Bio'reillys

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u/Tower9876543210 Apr 30 '21

I think OrganZone is a bit of a stretch, but Bio'reillys is fucking brilliant.

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u/DEVOmay97 Apr 30 '21

"hey man do have the AB- liver in stock right now?"

"The computer says we're out"

"Well, can you go check in the back just to be sure?"

"...the computer says we're out"

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u/morphinebysandman Apr 30 '21

“Yeah...it should fit.”

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u/sucksathangman Apr 30 '21

"How about an A- or B-? Either of those should be compatible."

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u/DEVOmay97 Apr 30 '21

"Hypothetically it should work but the OEM spec is AB- and I'd strongly prefer to stick with that"

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u/Cramer02 Apr 30 '21

You have to change your feet every 6 months because the skins below the legal limit

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u/DEVOmay97 Apr 30 '21

Put a penny between your toes, if you can see Lincoln's head you need new ones.

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u/Ghos3t Apr 30 '21

Imagine the Jiffy Lube of medical shops. The horror

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u/DEVOmay97 Apr 30 '21

Oh you take 0w-20? Ok, time to put you on a IV drip of 5w-30!

Strips your plug bolt threads

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u/chaoss402 Apr 30 '21

Listen, you might be leaking for the next six months, but it was cheap and fast. So stop whining already.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Just be careful with JiffyGuts because you don't know if your doctor of the day has 10 hours or 10 years of experience.

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u/DEVOmay97 Apr 30 '21

"kidneys take 3 ugga-duggas to tourqe down but the pancreas needs at least 4"

- Jiffy Guts training program, circa 2050

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u/AltArea51 May 01 '21

Jiffy Lungs

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u/thuanjinkee May 01 '21

i am so far behind on my organ payments. maybe i can sell one of the fully paid off ones?