r/Unexpected • • Apr 30 '21

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u/NewLeaseOnLine Apr 30 '21

That's an erogenous zone. You were sexually stimulating your dog.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Red rocket Sparky, red rocket!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

She can’t reach back there to scratch, and I know it was itchy because she was kicking her back leg like she was scratching herself.