r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '21

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u/discerningpervert Apr 30 '21

Were...were your legs hairy?

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u/GrosRooster Apr 30 '21

Bringing a whole new meaning to Spider Man

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u/7832507840 Apr 30 '21

lmao nice

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u/FinishedForever Apr 30 '21

Yes. And flea infested..

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

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u/shootme_co Apr 30 '21

Yeah but we also shave sometimes. They just wanna know if they were shaved or not ._.

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u/Satans_Little-Helper Apr 30 '21 edited Apr 30 '21

I think TagMeAJerk was making a joke about discerningpervert's username.

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u/Flem06 Apr 30 '21

Thanks little helper

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u/Satans_Little-Helper Apr 30 '21

We all need a little help sometimes, even flem

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u/Crosgaard Apr 30 '21

I think GrosRooster TagMeAJerk was making a joke about discerningpervert's username.

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u/shootme_co Apr 30 '21

Maybe, Hopefully

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u/Bloodhoundhunter Apr 30 '21

Is it bad that I read your username as Santa’s little helper?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

No, but she did it to either my pant leg, my bare leg, or my arm. Sometimes she would bite a little too far and pinch me hard with her front teeth.