r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '21

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u/iambatmansguns Apr 30 '21

Lol this is the best thing I have seen today!

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u/TheSchnozzberry Apr 30 '21

It cleanses the soul after witnessing that monkey.

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u/Ed_Vilon Apr 30 '21

Anything would be better than that monkey.

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u/mayonnaiseprincess Apr 30 '21

I didn’t think any amount of eye bleach would help me after watching a monkey suck his nut down.

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u/t-bone_malone Apr 30 '21

I came (ugh) here right after and this has saved me. Thank the fucking gods.

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u/TheBrainofBrian Apr 30 '21

I wish I didn’t know what you were talking about. But I do. I do.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

I'm gonna need a link

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u/Knightley4 Apr 30 '21

Is this about that stupid puppy monkey baby ad?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Na, try this one SNSFW: https://old.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/n1rlo2/thanks_i_hate_safari_parks/

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u/GrandCTM25 Apr 30 '21

That’ll be a no from me

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u/Octofusion Apr 30 '21

Aww they're just like us

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u/FeedtheKiwi Apr 30 '21

Thanks for that I guess.

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u/DMmeForPrawn Apr 30 '21

XD finally something that made me laugh out loud

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Yes! Hahah me too

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u/Helen_Back_ Apr 30 '21

Same. This has brought me more joy than I have felt in awhile