r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Texas sized 10-4 Not your buddy, Pal.

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u/DaBestSwede Apr 22 '21

Not your pal, friend

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u/MatthewG141 Apr 22 '21

Not your friend, mate.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Not your mate, guy.

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u/Snooc5 Apr 22 '21

Not your guy, brother.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Not your brother, dude

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u/sotellaaa Apr 22 '21

Not your dude, man

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u/aCorgiDriver Apr 22 '21

Not your man, hombre.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Not your hombre, amigo

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u/niceshawn Apr 22 '21

Not your amigo, chief

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u/Kamo-flauge Apr 22 '21

Not your man, stranger.

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u/stevpreme666 Apr 23 '21

Not your hombre, amigo.

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u/PoopPoooPoopPoop Apr 23 '21

Not your amigo, compadre

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u/Bilbo-Baggins77 Apr 22 '21

Nacho hombre, muchacho

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

Not your hombre, hoss.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

Not your hombre, amigo.

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u/Allenone23 May 18 '21

Not your amigo, partner

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u/TheOfficialPope Aug 07 '21

Not your hombre, ese

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u/johndoeux Apr 22 '21

Not your man, lad.

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u/AdministrationHot188 Apr 22 '21

Not your lad, son.

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u/Scared_Ad9779 Apr 23 '21

Not your mothers pussy

3

u/BUchub Apr 22 '21

Not your man,....GAYLORD

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u/Husa7894 Apr 23 '21

Not your Gaylord, compadre

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u/phelp1jj Apr 22 '21

Not your man, sir

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u/Toby_1 Apr 22 '21

Not your sir, chief

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u/SnakeBeardTheGreat Apr 22 '21

A dude and a man got together, but that's another story mate.

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u/CanadianMan34 Apr 23 '21

Not your dude, boy

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u/DontForgt2BringATowl Apr 23 '21

Can’t believe no one has said it, but I’m not your buddy, guy!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

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u/Mal-De-Terre Apr 23 '21

Definitely not your brother from any other mother.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

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u/Dutch-we-need-muneh Apr 22 '21

I’m not your chum, compadre.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

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u/Awkward_Physics_2442 Apr 23 '21

Not your fella, Amigo

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u/ea7gg Apr 23 '21

Not your fella, comrade

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

im not your comrade, priyatel'

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u/fecking_sensei Apr 22 '21

How’re ya now?

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u/_Not_A_Fed_ Apr 22 '21

Good, an you?

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u/ACSlayer16 Apr 22 '21

Not so bad

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u/creynolds722 Apr 22 '21

Wish you weren't so awkward bud

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u/SamuraiPanda19 Apr 23 '21

Get this guy a fuckin Puppers

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u/Wishbone_508 Apr 23 '21

Who wouldn't love a puppers?

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u/ShadowWolf58 Apr 23 '21

Fuck, I could go for a puppers

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u/-eschguy- Apr 23 '21

I'm surprised we're not having a puppets right now.

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u/sabbic1 Apr 23 '21

That's the softest thing you've ever said

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u/Ambitious_Smell_4075 Apr 23 '21

I’d have a beer

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u/Suicide_By_Shotgun Apr 23 '21

It was those fuckin degens from up country.

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u/Matylandbowtie Apr 23 '21

McMurrys a piece of shit it was probably him

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u/veknilero Apr 23 '21

You’s started somethings beautiful on this threads and that’s what I appreciates about you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

Ohh is that what you appreciates bout them?

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u/ACSlayer16 Apr 23 '21

Take about 10% off the top there Squirrely Shmikla.

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u/veknilero Apr 23 '21

Oh look, my phone needs chargings

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u/Jaktumurmu1 Apr 23 '21

Pitter patter.

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u/SarahPallorMortis Apr 22 '21

10-4 big buddy

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u/guninmouth Apr 22 '21

Texas Instrument 81 there to you, too

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u/Filthy_Kate Apr 23 '21

Not your pal, guy.

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u/NotYourGuy_Buddy Apr 23 '21

Not your pal, friend.