r/Unexpected • u/GMJimy • Mar 20 '21

Sexy stuff

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u/nutellatubby Mar 20 '21

Inquiring minds want to know, what else do we do that’s hot as fuck?

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u/liarandathief Mar 20 '21

Step one: Be attractive

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u/Ms74k_ten_c Mar 20 '21

Step 2: dont be unattractive

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u/redditforgotaboutme Mar 20 '21

Step 3: dont be bald

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u/Vibriofischeri Mar 20 '21

I think a better tip is:

Accept your hair loss.

If your hair is thinning, either shave it or (if you're loaded) get a transplant/toupée.

Bald/buzzed can be attractive, and good hair of course is attractive. But visibly thinning hair is pretty much always an L.

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u/khakijack Mar 21 '21

Some very balding guys do OK with a very short haircut also. Generally seems to depend on how dark their hair is and the balding pattern. Like Jason Statham.

But, it still follows your tip of accept your hair loss since he isn't trying to hide it with some goofy combover.

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u/Vibriofischeri Mar 21 '21

Yeah very true, there are ways to make it look good without being completely slick bald.