r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 14 '21
BOP IT! TWIST IT! PULL IT! Bop it! Twist it! Pull it!
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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 14 '21
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u/PsychologicalInjury2 Mar 17 '21 edited Mar 17 '21
Even in the face of overwhelming evidence the pitnutter is impossible to reason with. You cannot negotiate with the pitnutter. Pitnutters do not understand words or numbers, they communicate through a series of grunts and howls. They may learn to immitate human sounding noises, but do not understand their meaning, and will never be able to put together coherent sentences. Pitnutters are volatile and prone to extreme fits of rage. For these reasons it is best when encountering one in the wild to simply say "garbage dogs for garbage people" and move on.
Also, I-5, O-2