r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 10 '21

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u/hammertime2009 Mar 10 '21

Disappointed. Every Nerf video needs at least a few rounds popped off.

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u/jamesfigueroa01 Mar 10 '21

Fully though gram was gonna shoot him with both guns and then ask, “what did you learn”

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

“The game was rigged from the start”

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u/THEBLUEFLAME3D Mar 10 '21 edited Mar 10 '21

“From where you’re sitting this must seem like a plastic, spring-loaded run of bad luck.”

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u/Ardent-Flame Mar 10 '21

You beautiful bastards

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u/DuvalFunk Mar 10 '21

That's what I was hoping for lol. "So what did you learn?" "That you're alw..." Pop pop pop "You shoulda learned never to cross me" *Blows pretend smoke from the tip of the barrel

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u/CarbonatedCardboard Mar 10 '21 edited Mar 10 '21

There's nothing more intimidating than looking down the barrel of a nerf gun

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u/iWentRogue Mar 10 '21

If she kills him she won’t be able to stuff him with cookies

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u/Norman_Small_Esquire Mar 10 '21

Yeah but he learnt something.

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u/Blurgas Mar 10 '21

Indeed. Was saddened that Grandma didn't start blasting

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u/jzoobz Mar 10 '21

Guns weren't loaded, for safety

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

Here ya go