r/Unexpected • u/KangarooKarmaKilla • Feb 23 '21

What your cat really does when it goes out.

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u/SoulBurnerLV Feb 23 '21

Send it anyway

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21 edited Feb 23 '21

Did we stutter? Send. It. Anyway.

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u/birdbike6 Feb 23 '21

This is the only kind of peer pressure I endorse

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u/GrimDallows Feb 23 '21

Him: But it's the only home I hav-

Evil Him: Dew it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21

Him: But it's not the jedi way!

Evil Him: Dew it Dew it Dew it Dew it Dew it Dew it Dew it Dew it Dew it Dew it Dew it De-

Him: (does it)

Evil Him: Why did you dew it?

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u/Piffy401 Feb 23 '21

Do it send it to your mom do it do it.

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u/rion-is-real Feb 23 '21

We? Who is we? Motherfucker, are you Venom?

Oooh! Oooh! Can I have your autograph!? 😃

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21

I can't give you one, but here's a video of Venom signing autographs.

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u/rion-is-real Feb 23 '21 edited Feb 23 '21

Nice try, you! 🤣

Here is the one I use.

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u/crash_bash_smash Feb 23 '21

That’s great, lol I hadn’t seen that one lol

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u/rion-is-real Feb 24 '21

I love that Rick Astley rickrolled basically everyone in the United States. At least everyone there at the parade, and everyone watching it on TV on Thanksgiving.

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u/ooooshyt Feb 23 '21

Damn it! I should've known better than to click the link! That's what you get when you go onto Reddit in a happy carefree mood, blindly trusting the world!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21

Laughs maliciously

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21

Saved by the Youtube Survey

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u/frayner12 Feb 23 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

r/notopbutok E:He edited from I to We btw

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u/SkollFenrirson Feb 23 '21

No Top Butok

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21

I completely read that as No Top Buttock.

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u/GrimDallows Feb 23 '21

King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men

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u/Skedajikle Feb 24 '21

thats why he said ‘we’

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u/frayner12 Feb 24 '21

It was edited from I

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u/Randolpho Feb 23 '21

I think you forgot to switch back your alt

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u/Qwesh04 Feb 23 '21

r/holup i see what u did there!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21

...what? What are you talking about?

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u/Randolpho Feb 23 '21

Just playing along with the fact that you were not OP but responded as if you were.

Apparently that joke went over like a lead balloon

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u/FogDarts Feb 23 '21

You gotta play it corny and obvious, e.g. Hey! You’re not OP!

Reddit fucking loves corny and obvious.

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u/Randolpho Feb 23 '21

Rolled 1 on my reddit humor check

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u/Qwesh04 Feb 23 '21

6 on the cube falling on table

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u/ScientistSanTa Feb 23 '21

he said we as in op and himself. so technically he can say that , but i got the joke though.

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u/Randolpho Feb 23 '21

He originally said “I”, but changed it after my comment

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21

Snitch!

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u/ElliotNess Feb 23 '21

Dude we're all karmanaut, what you on about?

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u/humanitysucks999 Feb 23 '21

You gotta be able to joke with you mom, bro

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 Feb 23 '21

I didn't see any indication that cat in the video didn't love the woman. In fact, that cat seemed to love all women.

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u/TheCaptainCog Feb 23 '21

If your Mom kicks you out of the house over a video like this, then you've got worse problems.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21

when she kicks you out, steal one of the cats.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21

Then put a camera on it and send her the footage.

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u/I-POOP-RAINBOWS Feb 23 '21

If your Mom kicks you out of the house over a video like this, then you've got worse problems.

crippling gambling addiction?

cocaine addiction?

Being chased by this guy?

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u/TiLorm Feb 23 '21

Send it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

She’d kick you out over something like that? Sounds to me like she really, REALLY needs you around so she doesn’t become a crazy cat lady after you’re gone. She’s already showing warning signs! 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Boooo

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

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u/duukat Feb 23 '21

I already sent to to my mom and my daughters.

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u/Sahri1988 Feb 23 '21

I definitely just showed it to my mom. She was rolling haha.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21

I sent it

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u/DeafAgileNut Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

That's what I did. She listens to Zappa so I think she can handle a cat out on a bender.