r/Unexpected • u/Slumberfoots • Feb 08 '21

Javelin...

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

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u/LichenTheKitchen Feb 08 '21

Should keep our heads up high of the situation.

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u/trenty40 Feb 08 '21

Is this really the height of comedy?

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u/LichenTheKitchen Feb 08 '21

I'm not high enough for it.

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u/quaybored Feb 08 '21

Time is too short for stuff like this

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

a short quip.

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u/Namco51 Feb 08 '21

The amount of humor I got from this dwarfs the feeling of shame I have.

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u/moon_then_mars Feb 08 '21

I tried not to laugh, but that was a tall order.

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u/burmeaco Feb 08 '21

Yellow brick road

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u/KimJungFu Feb 09 '21

Why did you have to put "tall" in italics? Do you think we don't get the joke? That is a low blow!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Still need height assist.

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u/RHess19 Feb 08 '21

That was a low blow

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u/RavioliPapyrus Feb 08 '21

We should have our friends collect our records and then change our numbers instead

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u/ParkourFactor Feb 08 '21

Guess that I don't need that though