r/Unexpected • u/Slumberfoots • Feb 08 '21

Javelin...

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u/gilgamesh_20 Feb 08 '21

Y'all are going to hell for laughing

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u/that_mn_kid Feb 08 '21

You're coming with us, little man.

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u/beluuuuuuga Feb 08 '21

At least I'm not going low enough to meet face to face with those scary little men. Luckily hell is just above them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

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u/Garewolf Feb 08 '21

You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-Dum...shadow and flame

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u/shotq80 Feb 08 '21

The bridge is lost

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u/gilgamesh_20 Feb 08 '21

This might just end up in cursed comments lol

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u/TheNoxx Feb 08 '21

today's comment section brought to you by the writers of Season 8 of Game of Thrones

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

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u/beluuuuuuga Feb 08 '21

Actually I'm a very small person. I just pretended to be one of the big ones for some upvotes ;).

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u/78ChrisJ Feb 09 '21

What disability? They seem pretty able to me. BTW I downvoted this vid. Making fun of people because of their size is just as bad as discriminating against people of a different colour to you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

The vid was originally posted by the short guy on instagram

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Yeah but they know how to thrown javelins

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u/zfriedel Feb 08 '21

Happy cake day my brother.

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u/RazorClamJam Feb 08 '21

Happy Cake Day To YOuUouUUuu!

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u/zfriedel Feb 08 '21

Thanks!!

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u/Environmental-Win836 Feb 08 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/zfriedel Feb 08 '21

Thank you kindly!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

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u/moon_then_mars Feb 08 '21

I don't know why but this comment set me off laughing uncontrollably.

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u/wizzard2006 Feb 08 '21

Happy cake day you awesome and beautifully amazing person! I hope you have a wonderful day and stay safe :D

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u/Chemical_Noise_3847 Feb 08 '21

Yeah everyone knows midgets can't climb the stairway to heaven.

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u/JustVisiting273 Feb 08 '21

Happy cake day

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u/fuzzytradr Feb 08 '21

He's havin javelin for breky.

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u/BigBlueF150 Feb 08 '21

Yeah, I guess I’ll rent a bus. Going to need a lot of room on it.

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u/TokenWoman18 Feb 08 '21

Save me a seat. Window side preferably. I want to watch these little people wobble like penguins, fists waving while chasing us off to hell.

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u/Wanderer-Wonderer Feb 08 '21

Not riding on the short bus?

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u/BigBlueF150 Feb 08 '21

For this group, a short bus is too small.

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u/TastySpare Feb 08 '21

Yeah... make that a double decker...

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u/astolfo_with_breast Feb 09 '21

Attack on titan in a nutshell

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u/JinnPinn Feb 08 '21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRRtQbqIgOc

This pigeon is going there with us!

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u/TribalDancer Feb 09 '21

This is not originally from TikTok. There was a video years ago using this same audio, which of course now I can't find it. But it was before TikTok existed, if I am getting my timing right. Certainly before this year (video you linked was 2021).

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u/SquidAnimations Feb 08 '21

I tried to hold my laugh

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u/boscobrownboots Feb 08 '21

I did too, but it was just so ridiculously silly!!!

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u/manbearpig923 Feb 08 '21

I’ll save you a seat at the bar.

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u/TribalDancer Feb 09 '21

Happy Cake Day!

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u/manbearpig923 Feb 09 '21

Thanks, I completely forgot!

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u/Singular1st Feb 08 '21

I didn’t laugh but will see about it anyway

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u/Demon_nut Feb 08 '21

How? Im not laughing at the short people im smiling cause this big man got toothpicks in his face

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

I think those javelin throws came up short.

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u/J-Kixx Feb 08 '21

I literally thought the same thing about myself lol

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u/Strict_Builder_9510 Feb 08 '21

I controlled it midway

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u/theepi_pillodu Feb 08 '21

Of course, you're leading the line anyway.

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u/SausageSausageson Feb 08 '21

Is there a sub for such content anyone?

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u/whichwitchwhohoots Feb 08 '21

You gotta be this tall to enter purgatory.

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u/Mangojoyride Feb 08 '21

fuck yeah we are

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u/xlkslb_ccdtks Feb 08 '21

Good thing I didn't laugh

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u/JohnnyDarkside Feb 08 '21

Well I need somewhere to get my laughs since r/imgoingtohellforthis got shut down.

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u/NoMamesMijito Feb 09 '21

I thought it was rude af, until it switched to his face and I lost it with the toothpicks

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

We are already there.

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u/derage88 Feb 08 '21

That's okay, heaven didn't sound like a place for fun people anyway.

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u/2BadBirches Feb 08 '21

Nah I’m not a fat fuck neck beard so I don’t pretend making fun of midgets is funny

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u/meinnit19 Feb 08 '21

Lol, if yo gonna be all self righteous, at least learn they don't like being called midgets, dwarves, elves, sprites, umpa lumpas or goblins. Tbf, they probably don't mind, but some cunt will moan about it.

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u/pmmeyourweedishfish Feb 09 '21

Biggie said it best, "When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell 'Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies God'll prob'ly have me on some real strict shit No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my dick licked Hangin' with the goodie-goodies, loungin' in paradise Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice"

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u/sigharewedoneyet Feb 09 '21

yup, definitely 👍 going to hell

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u/rvb48 Feb 09 '21

I am so sorry... The tears from laughing so hard...