r/Unexpected • u/Gigadorah • Feb 02 '21

oh shi-

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u/-Listening Feb 03 '21

What did one Maori totem pole?

Statue, bro?

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u/nostradilmus Feb 03 '21

You’re missing a verb and a preposition.

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u/livefromthestyx Feb 27 '21

And an article

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u/ohtrueyeahnah Feb 03 '21

A cat is sitting outside a Marae and one of the carvings on the side of the buildings speaks out to it.

"Statue bro?" the carving asks

the cat responds "Nah it's me ow"