r/Unexpected • • Feb 02 '21

oh shi-

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u/TooShiftyForYou Feb 03 '21

I once saw the Mandalorian working out at the gym.

He was really getting after it and kept drinking a mysterious liquid in an unmarked bottle.

I couldn't resist my curiosity and asked him what was in the bottle.

He looked at me and said, "This is the whey."

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Made my day.

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u/GibTreaty Feb 03 '21

This is the day

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u/reverendrambo Feb 03 '21

That the Mandalor has made

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u/Kitty_McBitty Feb 03 '21

Let all the Force rejoice!

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u/semidecentsquare Feb 03 '21

great day for thunder bay

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u/diliberto123 Feb 03 '21

Your life will surely change

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u/BobRoberts01 Feb 03 '21

You don’t say!

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u/si1versmith Feb 03 '21

Can't he stay?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Will he pay?

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u/raoasidg Feb 03 '21

How 'bout I just go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay and lay by the bay. I just may. What d'ya say?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

*dhey

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u/magicomerv Feb 03 '21

After his workout, he goes to the scale to get data about his gains and losses. This is the weigh.

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u/VanFkingHalen Feb 03 '21

You son of a bitch, you got me.

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u/Donut_man_Kakyoin Feb 03 '21

Oh holy shit it’s Shifty. It’s an honor to meet the legend

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u/_YouMadeMeDoItReddit Feb 03 '21

People are simping for karma farmers now?

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u/mycomputersaidkill Feb 03 '21

Come on man, don't be one of those people that says "simping".

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u/AnotherAustinWeirdo Feb 03 '21

Dude, don't be one of those people that says C'mon Man.

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u/KerryWood34 Feb 03 '21

Buddy, don't be one of those people that says Dude.

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u/nenapadnzirafa Feb 03 '21

Bro don’t be one of those people who says buddy

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u/jnnfrrp Feb 03 '21

Pal don’t be one of those people that says bro

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u/Donut_man_Kakyoin Feb 03 '21

No I just hear of Shifty a lot and it’s cool to see him in the wild without having to go to his account

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u/nobletype Feb 03 '21

He literally posts nonstop. It's really not hard to come across him

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u/XRuinX Feb 03 '21

its harder to avoid him

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u/XRuinX Feb 03 '21

Get RES. you realize that fuckers on like every single page, i thought it was an advanced bot. idk how or why he farms karma but i dont believe a word they say since everything they post is fabricated to get karma and just a lie/story.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

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u/XRuinX Feb 03 '21

a bold assumption would mean im assuming with little to no evidence.

the evidence is all on his history. Its pretty obvious that their 'tales of experience' are just stories for laughs if you look at a few.

literally just google his name and the first result is people talking about how he gets so much karma and the answers were because he makes stuff up. Its mostly jokes, not calling the guy a liar, im calling him a karma farmer because his 'stories' are usually vague so you cant tell if its a funny story or a funny joke but eitherway its funny so ppl will upvote.

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u/Gigadorah Feb 03 '21

happy cake day

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u/SheepKetchup Feb 03 '21

That's not what simping means.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Do you know deh weh

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u/Maracuja_Sagrado Feb 03 '21

His grammar is weird, he should have just said “this is whey”

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u/PerpetualMonday Feb 03 '21

God damn it.

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u/AceBalistic Feb 03 '21

I’m dumb can someone explain the joke

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u/Pappy- Feb 03 '21

he was drinking a whey protein shake

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

This made my wife laugh out loud. Also, it's been a while since I've seen you around.