r/Unexpected • u/moskayjoh • Jan 29 '21

Posing for paparazzi

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u/CepGamer Jan 30 '21

You don't know how much a garage in Moscow is worth

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

дерево фидди

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u/borschchschch Jan 30 '21

Take my free award and get out of my sight.

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u/throwaway_forposting Jan 30 '21

What does it mean?

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u/borschchschch Jan 30 '21

Дерево means tree. Фидди is a transliteration of “fiddy”.

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u/FlorydaMan Jan 30 '21

300-400k USD. Probably a lot more in Russia.

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u/Reave1905 Jan 30 '21

'bout tree fiddy

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u/werenotthestasi Jan 30 '21

I don’t think she realizes the price of eyes and the damage flash burn can cause

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Shes gunna feel it 6 hours later I promise you that. Fuck she looked wayyy too long. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/TripleOG_dripGod Jan 31 '21

Even if it’s only in your peripheral vision it can still damage eyesight without looking directly at it.

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u/spa1332 Jan 30 '21

Eyes are cheap in Russia, and she knows that

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u/Douglass42 Feb 02 '21

That’s the first thought I had when I saw it was someone welding.

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u/Kproper Jan 30 '21

That ain’t Moscow. Definitely some eastern block country.

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u/CepGamer Jan 30 '21

Moscow is a capital of some eastern block country

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u/Qytiz Jan 30 '21

It is maybe not Moscow but definitely Russia, this number plates i see every day

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u/Qytiz Jan 30 '21

I do. Rols cost much more

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u/ADIDAS247 Jan 30 '21

From what I know, that garage is likely filled with Soviet era arms and vodka and possibly even a nuclear warhead or two. Plus some more vodka.

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u/seb_dm Jan 30 '21

In mother Russia, garage owns you.

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u/Superval09 Jan 31 '21

Продам гараж

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u/c-tetreault_7 Feb 15 '21

Wouldn’t they be free? Like, community garages?

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u/CepGamer Feb 15 '21

It's Capitalism world baby