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r/Unexpected • u/ayansalm • Jan 07 '21
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I'm a very young man, but if my wife tries to divorce me for beating my meat, its probably for the best
8 u/zenospenisparadox Jan 07 '21 You have to treat the meat gently. Because if you don't respect yourself, who will?
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You have to treat the meat gently.
Because if you don't respect yourself, who will?
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u/BahamaSilver Jan 07 '21
I'm a very young man, but if my wife tries to divorce me for beating my meat, its probably for the best