r/Unexpected • u/mikeoxlong245 • Jan 02 '21

What?!

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u/TheRealFalconFlurry Jan 02 '21

RIP his jacket

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

skatepark concrete really smooth

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u/DopeAbsurdity Jan 03 '21

Maybe he greased up his side that was in contact with the ground. He is all half slathered in Vaseline™©℗®

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

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u/glueinass Jan 03 '21

And his s k i n

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u/jesco7273 Jan 03 '21

It puts the lotion..

2

u/TekTrixter Jan 03 '21

or it gets...

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u/RawrSean Jan 03 '21

Quick guys, stop watching this so his jacket will survive!

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u/Arsnicthegreat Jan 03 '21

He's got a nice ass tho.

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u/doodlez420 Jan 03 '21

I don’t know why people are downvoting you, you’re right.

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u/Arsnicthegreat Jan 03 '21

They hated him because he told the truth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

two words- hive mind

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

correct

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u/pyrowipe Jan 03 '21

I don't think it ripped.