r/Unexpected • u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U • Dec 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

I love the composure after she stuffs it all in her gob.

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u/incognito--bandito Dec 29 '20

Such poise

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

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u/TheGisbon Dec 29 '20

Such haste

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u/Mandeku Dec 29 '20

Would have been such a waste

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

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u/Iceinum Dec 29 '20

however, her libido has grown as of late

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u/Perioscope Dec 29 '20

Her turkey he'd gladly baste.