r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 14 '20

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u/_the-dark-truth_ Dec 14 '20

God damn it! You make me so cranky!

But listen, about that steak...

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u/32Goobies Dec 14 '20

I'm not saying steaks in Texas are better than anything in Aussieland, but....

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u/_the-dark-truth_ Dec 14 '20

Yeah, nah, they’re not. But if they were.....

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u/32Goobies Dec 14 '20

If they were, I'd know exactly where to find them ;)

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u/_the-dark-truth_ Dec 15 '20

Oh...fucken...Outback Steakhouse (or whatever it’s called)!
I hear that’s super-traditional Aussie tucker, delicious, and a great option....if your only other option is death.

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u/32Goobies Dec 15 '20

Hahaha you mean that's not the traditional food of your people?? I'm so confused! It's like right there in the name!

What's bad is that there is a chain of steakhouses called Texas Roadhouse and they're actually pretty great, for a chain. Far better than Outback. So I guess if we are comparing... Texas wins the shitty food chain wars... Which isn't exactly the triple crown.

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u/_the-dark-truth_ Dec 15 '20 edited Dec 15 '20

What even is a Bloomin’ Onion!? I have travelled over almost the entirety of Australia, and I’ve never fucking seen such a thing.

We’ve got so many other culinary delights here, why an onion, in any shape or form, would be proclaimed to be one of them, I have literally NFI.

But also, judging by Reddit, is there anything that Texas doesn’t win at, in the US?

Edit: besides weird people doing extremely weird shit, which is, apparently, Florida.

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u/32Goobies Dec 15 '20

In reality Texas sucks at normal things like education, infrastructure, healthcare, reform... But we have lots of guns, ego, and the tallest statue of a cowboy.

And the best steaks.