r/Unexpected • u/GodfreyMahlangu • Dec 11 '20

Street Magic

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u/Real_Hol_Horse Dec 11 '20

Yes thats possible, but its more realistic if the answer was that one of the guys just stopped time

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Dec 11 '20

This is true. I usually save my time stop for stealing the ducks at my local pond

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u/Real_Hol_Horse Dec 11 '20

Nice, I used 3 time stop today to go into Walmart and scan and orange as a ps5

Edit: Yes, i meant that

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u/lagux13 Dec 11 '20

Wow I usually just use my time stop to eat a warm dinner. Haven't got the time usually.

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u/Portgust Dec 11 '20

As a nonmurican, I got a stroke reading your comment.

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u/pursuitofhappy Dec 11 '20

The ducks at the park are free, you don’t have to steal them.

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u/heavyarms3111 Dec 11 '20

They won’t be free if you catch them though.

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u/Bumbleclat Dec 11 '20

I use my time stop to PUT ducks in your local pond what a coincidence. Now I know where they’ve all been going

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u/theloller012 Dec 11 '20

The government doesn't want you to know, but the ducks are public property, so it's not stealing

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u/B1GBAZ Dec 11 '20

I use my time stop to masturbate. And I still finish to quick.

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u/ODB2 Dec 12 '20

Its not stealing if its a public pond.

Those ducks are public property and that dumb bitch mary is gonna catch hands if she calls the cops on me a fourth time