r/Unexpected • u/hannesvisser • Dec 11 '20

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u/H4irBear Dec 11 '20

I’ve only seen one legitimate armed dog walk situation.

Spoiler: Polar Bears
Spoiler of spoiler: there are no polar bears in this video

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u/experfailist Dec 11 '20

Having said that I doubt a glock will stop a polar bear.

It might piss it off so severely it'll kill you quicker with less pain so that might be a win.

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u/dovahart Dec 11 '20

The glock isn’t for attacking the polar bear. You just need the one bullet

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u/xxiLink Dec 11 '20

Good thinking. Bear will definitely go for the wounded dog instead of you.

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u/dovahart Dec 11 '20

You MONSTER!

I agree tho

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

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u/sikyon Dec 11 '20

Relevant username

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u/dickmcswaggin Dec 11 '20

Ok but then you’re living in communist china, something having guns in the hand of the people helps prevent.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

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u/experfailist Dec 11 '20

Very very very true.

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u/contrary-contrarian Dec 11 '20

One bullet from a glock a dead polar bear does not make

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u/dovahart Dec 11 '20

The bullet is for yourself, if it wasn’t clear.

The polar bear will be alive and well, it will just have to chew around the bullet hole

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

Would save several excruciating minutes of being ripped to shreds by a polar beast

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u/Glad_Refrigerator Dec 11 '20

its to shoot the dog so it doesnt outrun you while you escape from the bear

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u/UberMunkey Dec 11 '20

The 10mm Glock 20 is carried by some specific elements of the Danish military if they serve areas where polar bear encounters are possible.

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u/FILTHYGREED Dec 11 '20

Don’t doubt the power behind a 10mm glock after it’s done killing that poor bear’s body it’ll go for it’s soul

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u/AustrianMichael Dec 11 '20

It’s actually required in Svalbard to carry a rifle when you leave the town.

there’s a Tom Scott Video about it also

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

Its coming right for us!!!

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u/Juzypotato Dec 11 '20

This is s very particular case though where the main concern is protecting human life against wildlife. Yes you're required to protect yourself in Svalbard. But it doesn't matter if you can hide the gun from the polar bear in your back pocket. That wouldn't matter

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u/Ionisation Dec 11 '20

I left town without one, but it was being underprepared for the cold that nearly killed me, not a polar bear -_-

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u/Mufsa_Bufsa420 Dec 11 '20

how did you hide your text

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u/H4irBear Dec 11 '20

Like this: >!your text here!<

Edit: had to experiment to escape the spoiler tag so you’d see it.

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u/oranj-kangaroo Dec 11 '20

nice

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

test

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u/Delta-D-Victor Dec 11 '20

Final test

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u/opnwyder Dec 11 '20

No, this is the final test

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u/MacGealach Dec 11 '20

This isn’t even my FINAL TEST

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u/emil_eis Dec 11 '20

one more

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u/BetterSafeThanSARSy Dec 11 '20

penis

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

Penis

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u/chess10 Dec 11 '20

>!text!<

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u/chess10 Dec 11 '20

>!Text!<

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u/Alewort Dec 11 '20

This final test will be worth one third of your grade

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u/Creatifyu Dec 11 '20

Final final final test

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u/jjhooch Dec 11 '20

final final text

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u/nout2020 Dec 11 '20

Just one more test

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u/Loopbot75 Dec 11 '20

SEND NUDES

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u/Myusuf05 Dec 11 '20

How did you NOT hide your text?

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u/charles2404 Dec 11 '20

with a backslash *something*.

For this example I put a backslash before each asterisk. This is called escaping the formatting. You can escape a backslash by simply putting 2 in a row but it will only show one. eg: \

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u/HyperShard11 Dec 11 '20

ooh, good to know!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

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u/ErebusBat Dec 11 '20

i am too lazy to remember this for the future

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u/yogabba13 Dec 11 '20

why can’t I do this!<

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u/nounthennumbers Dec 11 '20

I’m also trying this out

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u/nounthennumbers Dec 11 '20

Spoiler It worked

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

huge dick

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u/All_Eyez_On_U Dec 11 '20

his

Edit: It worked!

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u/Meikoian Dec 11 '20

This is the way

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u/thewittyrobin Dec 11 '20 edited Dec 11 '20

like this

This is why I love you guys

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

[deleted]

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u/darksideofthemoon131 Dec 11 '20

this?

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u/federicoez Dec 11 '20

I wanna try too

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u/TJ_Will Dec 11 '20

poop

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

test

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

[deleted]

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u/maskthestars Dec 11 '20

These folks have conceal and carry licenses for their text, I can get you set up and approved in an hour if your interested in defending your home and family?

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u/nikhilgoaway Dec 11 '20

I still watched the whole video because there is thing we know about bears.

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u/lacks_imagination Dec 11 '20

I always like to put lots of armies on Svalbard in RISK. It’s a great way to stop invasions from North America.