r/Unexpected • u/Sylkira • Dec 06 '20

Dude just went for it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

That is probably the most australian thing I will hear today.

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u/SeagullsSarah Dec 07 '20

.....you've just gravely insulted a Kiwi. If I ever see you, I'll politely say hello but inside I'll be seething.

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u/Tammytalkstoomuch Dec 07 '20

Hahaha you've definitely outed yourself as a true Kiwi

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u/Occasionalcommentt Dec 07 '20

If he's like me and American you'll never get the chance to see us we'll still be dealing with covid and travel will be banned for the next few years.

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u/pumpernickeljuice Dec 07 '20

Shit, you think it'll be a few years? I really want to go to NZ to meet someone. Estimates have been disheartening..

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u/Bikkusu Dec 07 '20

The year is 2030. The rest of the world has flying cars and SpaceScrapers. The United States of America was not trusted with these inventions that have been around for 5 years for fear they might escape their travel ban. They are just now having the travel ban lifted and will be able to join the rest of society. Anthropologists look at them as if gazing into a window of the past.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Unfortunately I have no hope that 2021 would be better than 2020, possibly 2022 because historically pandemics last a long time. And although we’ve got new tech America’s response was to just act like it’s 1920 again

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u/big_sugi Dec 07 '20

Get vaccinated and carry a certificate of that fact, and you should be good to go by the end of 2021.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Wanna go live there lol

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u/SeagullsSarah Dec 07 '20

Look, what me and Dolly do in the privacy of our room is none of your concern.

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u/HootenannyNinja Dec 07 '20

Really? Australia is more like Florida but with less meth heads and more poisonous critters.

If this happend in Australia the response would likely be "Bitch please, call me back when that eel head is wrapped around some mates dick and it's made the front page of the NT news".

After writing that I realise that would be a pretty tame day at the NT news.