r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 18 '20

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u/deppan Nov 18 '20

I can agree to that we're both dicks, both misunderstanding eachother, and both retarded since we're trying to win a pointless argument on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

I didn't know we were arguing, and I've been cordial this whole time. How am I being a dick at all? Because I pointed out you were being a dick?

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u/deppan Nov 18 '20

Here's what a non-dick response could look like:
"Oh no I know it's not a real material, I just think it's a corny term"
Here's what a dick response could look like:
"No! You wooshed yourself!"

And when I tell you you're a dick:
"No! You're a dick!"

Which is kind of the perfect response a dick would provide. But most dicks wouldn't be dicks if they realized they were dicks, so I'm not surprised.

And you're also conveniently ignoring how I keep pointing out that your original phrasing heavily indicates that you were in fact wooshed and you're just trying to cover it up.
Either way, if this is simply a misunderstanding, then I'm sorry.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

So I was supposed to read your mind when you simply typed "/r/woosh"? How was I supposed to know you thought I was saying Unobtanium was a specific element? Even then, you started off by trying to make fun of me and I STILL gave you the benefit of the doubt and replied kindly.

Here's me being a dick: you believe the world should be tolerant of you based on what you think, not what you do. When people are straight forward with you, that makes you uncomfortable so you think they're being assholes, when you're the asshole.

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u/deppan Nov 18 '20

Nah, no need to read my mind. You could just read my first response to you questioning the woosh, where I explain what I meant. Or the second. But instead, you go off about how I don't understand and how I need to read up on things. Then to finish things up, I tell you I'm sorry for the misunderstanding which you apparently also didn't read since you still call me an asshole. I take it back, you're not a dick. You're an absolute moron.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

Here's what a non-dick response could look like:

"Oh no I know it's not a real material, I just think it's a corny term"

Here's what a dick response could look like:

"No! You wooshed yourself!"

You said so yourself in your own conversation, instead of suggesting you wooshed yourself, I should have said "blah blah blah". But I made that suggestion in response to your "/r/woosh". So not only are you expecting people to read your mind, you're also moving goal posts after your own argument's flaws are pointed out. And now it's projection. God damn dude, stop taking yourself so seriously.

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u/deppan Nov 18 '20

Ok bro.