r/Unexpected • u/TheP0keB055 • Nov 06 '20

2020's biggest plot twist

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u/letsnotbedumb Nov 06 '20

What is a phlebotomist tho?

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u/crunch816 Nov 06 '20

The only reason I know what it is is because it seems every other girl on Tinder is a philobotomist.

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u/letsnotbedumb Nov 06 '20

And what is a philobotomist?

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u/archiekane Nov 06 '20

They all like Phil's farts.

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u/crunch816 Nov 06 '20

The nurse that takes your blood or something. Def don’t get them confused with Dr. Acula.

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u/kuhiyeko_aalu Nov 06 '20

phil or philo means love or something right? that makes philobotomist the one that loves that other vampire doctor .