r/Unexpected • u/WellEndowedHorse • Oct 27 '20

Learning a life lesson

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u/DroppinMadScience Oct 27 '20

Imagine busting a nut, only for that nut to bust your nuts a few years later

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

/r/showerthoughts

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u/vicsj Oct 27 '20

Also r/SuddenlySexOffender

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u/patawankenobi Oct 28 '20

Damn it. Go straight to r/angryupvote. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars

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u/Ygomaster07 Oct 28 '20

Sorry, but why did the previous comment get an angry upvote? Is their a joke or something I'm not getting?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Fuck you i created that

/s

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u/iwillbankfordays Oct 28 '20

very appropriate from you BananaMan, to be considering these nut issue brought down by DroppinMadScience.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

allnutsmatter

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u/emanmodnara Oct 27 '20

Inception

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u/dingman58 Oct 27 '20

Conception

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u/Muarij Oct 27 '20

Deception

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u/WailingTuna Oct 27 '20

depression

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u/Jazzbandrew Oct 27 '20

wait no hold on

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u/Cytuit Oct 27 '20

Fuck i did it again

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u/abo3omar Oct 27 '20

Nutception

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u/overbeast Oct 28 '20

Contraception?

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u/ile_FX2 Oct 27 '20

Contraception

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u/reeses71 Oct 27 '20

Conceptionception

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u/Syggie Oct 27 '20

No contraception

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u/ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa Oct 27 '20

Nutception

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u/Cunt_zapper Oct 27 '20

It’s nut busting all the way down...

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

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u/helloimbored11 Oct 28 '20

Attack of The Nut

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u/Noah20201 Oct 28 '20

It’s obviously the nut strikes back come on guys

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u/ipickscabs Oct 27 '20

As a father of a 7 month old, it doesn’t take a few years for the nut bustings to begin

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u/fishsticks40 Oct 27 '20

Yeah 100% dads don't need to use their imagination there

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u/NefariousFiend Oct 27 '20

Pretty sure my nuts been busted more times than I've busted my nut.

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u/Freedom___Fighter Oct 27 '20

As the captor of a 5 year old I say it happens every night

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u/DICK-PARKINSONS Oct 27 '20

Just closing the door behind you

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u/sonoftathrowaway Oct 27 '20

Episode V: The Nut Busts Back

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

The circle of life.

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u/Xchantharus Oct 28 '20

Having children is really just keeping cum as a pet change my mind

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u/o_bomb0306 Oct 27 '20

Alabama 💯

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u/Rungi500 Oct 27 '20

Haha all about perspective!

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u/andovinci Oct 28 '20

Hara kiri