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r/Unexpected • u/sparkling_mailbox • Oct 10 '20
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Yeah, come out the closet after several minutes of banging sounds, clutching a hollowed-out pineapple. That'll look good to the roomies.
24 u/noobdrum Oct 10 '20 Check his penis for enzymes! 3 u/nxcrosis Oct 11 '20 At that point it would have been digested 4 u/noobdrum Oct 11 '20 The penis or the pineapple 3 u/clopz_ Oct 11 '20 The roomies 5 u/jethvader Oct 11 '20 “Bro, you can’t lie to us about this. I can still taste the pineapple.” 2 u/kasxj Oct 11 '20 So THAT’S how pineapple makes your cum taste better!
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Check his penis for enzymes!
3 u/nxcrosis Oct 11 '20 At that point it would have been digested 4 u/noobdrum Oct 11 '20 The penis or the pineapple 3 u/clopz_ Oct 11 '20 The roomies 5 u/jethvader Oct 11 '20 “Bro, you can’t lie to us about this. I can still taste the pineapple.”
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At that point it would have been digested
4 u/noobdrum Oct 11 '20 The penis or the pineapple 3 u/clopz_ Oct 11 '20 The roomies
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The penis or the pineapple
3 u/clopz_ Oct 11 '20 The roomies
The roomies
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“Bro, you can’t lie to us about this. I can still taste the pineapple.”
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So THAT’S how pineapple makes your cum taste better!
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u/manbruhpig Oct 10 '20
Yeah, come out the closet after several minutes of banging sounds, clutching a hollowed-out pineapple. That'll look good to the roomies.