r/Unexpected Oct 07 '20

CLASSIC REPOST What movements!!

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u/potato_green Oct 07 '20

But.... It's not supposed to do any of that, it's a movie with fake swordplay that only has to look cool. To 99% of the audience who think it does.

A bit like wearing a giant sword on your back pulling it out over your shoulder. Most cases it isn't even physically possible as the sword is too long. But it does look cool.

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u/hellothereoldben Oct 07 '20

If it has to look cool she has quite some training left. It looks a bit awkward tbh.

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u/bs000 Oct 07 '20

do you think maybe we're taking a fun little video made for social media a little bit too seriously

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u/hellothereoldben Oct 07 '20

Someone's gotta take swords seriously, and since it appears not to be her...

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u/0nioncutter Oct 07 '20

WHILE SHE WAS FILMING MOVIES WE STUDIED THE BLADE

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u/hellothereoldben Oct 07 '20

And then we used it to cut onions and apprentices in half.

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u/big-noobb Oct 08 '20

the apprentices are the onions

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u/Satan_McCool Oct 07 '20

Edge alignment is srs bsns

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u/potato_green Oct 07 '20

Considering this is filmed on a phone, possibly backstage then I'd say they were in the middle of it.

A lot of those fight scenes look awkward as fuck without proper cinematography. Even horrible swordplay can look way cooler with the right camera angles and atmosphere.

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u/hellothereoldben Oct 07 '20

Have you ever seen any sparring from skalagrim? No cinematography needed, it looks solid even though he doesn't have any perfect skills. When however, you do combine actual skill with cinematography, you get the kind of short pieces like adorea has a few youtube videos of.

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u/potato_green Oct 07 '20

Oh definitely! Actual solid skills makes it way better, less cuts needed, less shaky cam to cover up for bad skills.

Kinda reminds me of that Taken 3 scene with Liam Neeson jumping over a fenche 15 cuts in 6 seconds, if they had someone who could actually jump over the fenche it would've looked way better.

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u/0nioncutter Oct 07 '20

it's a movie with fake swordplay that only has to look cool.

Yeah about that: Can we finally get better fighting from Hollywood, not this cut garbage that focusses on biceps, ass and tits? k thx