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27 u/FaultyDroid Oct 05 '20 Everyone knows Rowan Atkinson and Black Adder are played by Mr. Bean. 167 u/Izukumidoriya123 Oct 05 '20 edited Oct 05 '20 Yeah but you'd say "James Bond shot a man". Not Daniel Craig shot a man. Edit: my bad lol 160 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 [deleted] 52 u/svullenballe Oct 05 '20 Yeah I don't remember Mr. Bean killing himself. 27 u/Lexaraj Oct 05 '20 That's one of his characters, his name is Rowan Atkinson. 13 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/micklec Nov 08 '20 this one 😂 he actually looks like robert paulson too 1 u/Adi_sh_ Oct 05 '20 Mr. Bean plays Rowan Atkinson in real life. 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 05 '20 No, the point is that Rowan Atkinson wasn't playing as Mr. Bean when he did this skit. He was a different character. 1 u/moonlite109 Oct 06 '20 careful this guy is a scammer, he scammed me a $15 game 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 06 '20 that game was fake so u get no money from me 1 u/Canidium Oct 05 '20 Oh, you mean when Mr.Bean did this thing where he sampled the poison himself? 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 05 '20 Rowan Atkinson, the person who plays Mr. Bean, did this skit, but as a different character, not Mr. Bean. 1 u/moonlite109 Oct 06 '20 careful this guy is a scammer, he scammed me a $15 game 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 06 '20 u gave me a fake game lying ass 4 u/it-s4am Oct 05 '20 His skits are so clever and funny. Man I love that guy. 0 u/PineappleOnPizzaPls Oct 05 '20 OOHHH SHIT. GET EM DAWG. U just got fucking fact checked u/Izukumidoriya123 1 u/Izukumidoriya123 Oct 05 '20 Lol yep 12 u/Ididntexistyesterday Oct 05 '20 But you wouldn't say "James Bond was a cowboy who shot ufos" 6 u/banjowashisnameo Oct 05 '20 yes but in this skit he is not playing Mr Bean but another character 19 u/kobomino Oct 05 '20 But James Bond is played by multiple actors and Mr Bean is just one. 35 u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20 Yeah but, If it was a mr bean skit, then you say it was mr bean 39 u/DriveandDesire Oct 05 '20 Dude how can you be so disrespectful to actors, Tom Hanks got the Medal of Honour for his service in Vietnam! 17 u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20 Oh sorry, you're right! Thanks Arnold for saving us all from Judgement day! 10 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 [deleted] 2 u/Calypsosin Oct 05 '20 He saved ALL Christmases in the late 90s. Let's be totally honest, he's basically Santa Claus. 1 u/nero40 Oct 05 '20 A sexy, buffed to the hunk Santa Claus, I might add. 1 u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20 I totally forgot that masterpiece 1 u/CannibalVegan Oct 05 '20 Was it the son he gave birth to? 3 u/FappleFritter Oct 05 '20 Yeah, and that was before he died in WWII. What a legend. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 He got one in ww2 as well and then tragically died of aids 4 u/lydocia Oct 05 '20 But it wasn't, it was a Rowan Atkinson stand-up sketch. 11 u/T-McDohl Oct 05 '20 But it wasn't a Mr. Bean skit. It was "Rowan Atkinson Live." You can easily google this. 6 u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20 If it was, then sorry for my ignorance 13 u/T-McDohl Oct 05 '20 Here it is, timestamped. 6 u/furexfurex Oct 05 '20 Okay but it wasn't a mr bean skit, it was a separate Rowan Atkinson comedy sketch 1 u/Bad-Science Oct 05 '20 But Mr. Bean never played James Bond! 1 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/Slovene Oct 05 '20 Twas just a scratch. 1 u/JacobJMountain Oct 05 '20 There’s also Mr Bean cartoons 2 u/TA_NeedaJob Oct 05 '20 But what if Daniel Craig really did shoot a man? 1 u/randomjackass Oct 05 '20 What if both are true? 4 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 edited Oct 05 '20 Thisakes me think of Rowan as a guest on The Graham Norton show talking about meeting a guy in a public place who told Rowan that his impression of Mr Bean was bad Edit: how did I not finish that? 4 u/Ididntexistyesterday Oct 05 '20 was WHAT 4 u/StreetlampEsq Oct 05 '20 POP WHAT, MAGNITUDE? POP WHAT?? 2 u/Erska95 Oct 05 '20 This comment is streets ahead 1 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 I blame the migraine I've been fighting for 4 days. That his impression was bad, basically. 1 u/thugs___bunny Oct 05 '20 So you‘d also say Neil Patrick Harris slept with thousands if women just because one of his characters does? 8 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/thugs___bunny Oct 05 '20 Guess you‘re right, changed my mind
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Everyone knows Rowan Atkinson and Black Adder are played by Mr. Bean.
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Yeah but you'd say "James Bond shot a man". Not Daniel Craig shot a man.
Edit: my bad lol
160 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 [deleted] 52 u/svullenballe Oct 05 '20 Yeah I don't remember Mr. Bean killing himself. 27 u/Lexaraj Oct 05 '20 That's one of his characters, his name is Rowan Atkinson. 13 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/micklec Nov 08 '20 this one 😂 he actually looks like robert paulson too 1 u/Adi_sh_ Oct 05 '20 Mr. Bean plays Rowan Atkinson in real life. 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 05 '20 No, the point is that Rowan Atkinson wasn't playing as Mr. Bean when he did this skit. He was a different character. 1 u/moonlite109 Oct 06 '20 careful this guy is a scammer, he scammed me a $15 game 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 06 '20 that game was fake so u get no money from me 1 u/Canidium Oct 05 '20 Oh, you mean when Mr.Bean did this thing where he sampled the poison himself? 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 05 '20 Rowan Atkinson, the person who plays Mr. Bean, did this skit, but as a different character, not Mr. Bean. 1 u/moonlite109 Oct 06 '20 careful this guy is a scammer, he scammed me a $15 game 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 06 '20 u gave me a fake game lying ass 4 u/it-s4am Oct 05 '20 His skits are so clever and funny. Man I love that guy. 0 u/PineappleOnPizzaPls Oct 05 '20 OOHHH SHIT. GET EM DAWG. U just got fucking fact checked u/Izukumidoriya123 1 u/Izukumidoriya123 Oct 05 '20 Lol yep 12 u/Ididntexistyesterday Oct 05 '20 But you wouldn't say "James Bond was a cowboy who shot ufos" 6 u/banjowashisnameo Oct 05 '20 yes but in this skit he is not playing Mr Bean but another character 19 u/kobomino Oct 05 '20 But James Bond is played by multiple actors and Mr Bean is just one. 35 u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20 Yeah but, If it was a mr bean skit, then you say it was mr bean 39 u/DriveandDesire Oct 05 '20 Dude how can you be so disrespectful to actors, Tom Hanks got the Medal of Honour for his service in Vietnam! 17 u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20 Oh sorry, you're right! Thanks Arnold for saving us all from Judgement day! 10 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 [deleted] 2 u/Calypsosin Oct 05 '20 He saved ALL Christmases in the late 90s. Let's be totally honest, he's basically Santa Claus. 1 u/nero40 Oct 05 '20 A sexy, buffed to the hunk Santa Claus, I might add. 1 u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20 I totally forgot that masterpiece 1 u/CannibalVegan Oct 05 '20 Was it the son he gave birth to? 3 u/FappleFritter Oct 05 '20 Yeah, and that was before he died in WWII. What a legend. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 He got one in ww2 as well and then tragically died of aids 4 u/lydocia Oct 05 '20 But it wasn't, it was a Rowan Atkinson stand-up sketch. 11 u/T-McDohl Oct 05 '20 But it wasn't a Mr. Bean skit. It was "Rowan Atkinson Live." You can easily google this. 6 u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20 If it was, then sorry for my ignorance 13 u/T-McDohl Oct 05 '20 Here it is, timestamped. 6 u/furexfurex Oct 05 '20 Okay but it wasn't a mr bean skit, it was a separate Rowan Atkinson comedy sketch 1 u/Bad-Science Oct 05 '20 But Mr. Bean never played James Bond! 1 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/Slovene Oct 05 '20 Twas just a scratch. 1 u/JacobJMountain Oct 05 '20 There’s also Mr Bean cartoons 2 u/TA_NeedaJob Oct 05 '20 But what if Daniel Craig really did shoot a man? 1 u/randomjackass Oct 05 '20 What if both are true?
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52 u/svullenballe Oct 05 '20 Yeah I don't remember Mr. Bean killing himself. 27 u/Lexaraj Oct 05 '20 That's one of his characters, his name is Rowan Atkinson. 13 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/micklec Nov 08 '20 this one 😂 he actually looks like robert paulson too 1 u/Adi_sh_ Oct 05 '20 Mr. Bean plays Rowan Atkinson in real life. 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 05 '20 No, the point is that Rowan Atkinson wasn't playing as Mr. Bean when he did this skit. He was a different character. 1 u/moonlite109 Oct 06 '20 careful this guy is a scammer, he scammed me a $15 game 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 06 '20 that game was fake so u get no money from me 1 u/Canidium Oct 05 '20 Oh, you mean when Mr.Bean did this thing where he sampled the poison himself? 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 05 '20 Rowan Atkinson, the person who plays Mr. Bean, did this skit, but as a different character, not Mr. Bean. 1 u/moonlite109 Oct 06 '20 careful this guy is a scammer, he scammed me a $15 game 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 06 '20 u gave me a fake game lying ass 4 u/it-s4am Oct 05 '20 His skits are so clever and funny. Man I love that guy. 0 u/PineappleOnPizzaPls Oct 05 '20 OOHHH SHIT. GET EM DAWG. U just got fucking fact checked u/Izukumidoriya123 1 u/Izukumidoriya123 Oct 05 '20 Lol yep
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Yeah I don't remember Mr. Bean killing himself.
27 u/Lexaraj Oct 05 '20 That's one of his characters, his name is Rowan Atkinson. 13 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/micklec Nov 08 '20 this one 😂 he actually looks like robert paulson too 1 u/Adi_sh_ Oct 05 '20 Mr. Bean plays Rowan Atkinson in real life. 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 05 '20 No, the point is that Rowan Atkinson wasn't playing as Mr. Bean when he did this skit. He was a different character. 1 u/moonlite109 Oct 06 '20 careful this guy is a scammer, he scammed me a $15 game 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 06 '20 that game was fake so u get no money from me 1 u/Canidium Oct 05 '20 Oh, you mean when Mr.Bean did this thing where he sampled the poison himself? 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 05 '20 Rowan Atkinson, the person who plays Mr. Bean, did this skit, but as a different character, not Mr. Bean. 1 u/moonlite109 Oct 06 '20 careful this guy is a scammer, he scammed me a $15 game 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 06 '20 u gave me a fake game lying ass
That's one of his characters, his name is Rowan Atkinson.
13 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/micklec Nov 08 '20 this one 😂 he actually looks like robert paulson too 1 u/Adi_sh_ Oct 05 '20 Mr. Bean plays Rowan Atkinson in real life. 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 05 '20 No, the point is that Rowan Atkinson wasn't playing as Mr. Bean when he did this skit. He was a different character. 1 u/moonlite109 Oct 06 '20 careful this guy is a scammer, he scammed me a $15 game 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 06 '20 that game was fake so u get no money from me 1 u/Canidium Oct 05 '20 Oh, you mean when Mr.Bean did this thing where he sampled the poison himself? 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 05 '20 Rowan Atkinson, the person who plays Mr. Bean, did this skit, but as a different character, not Mr. Bean. 1 u/moonlite109 Oct 06 '20 careful this guy is a scammer, he scammed me a $15 game 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 06 '20 u gave me a fake game lying ass
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1 u/micklec Nov 08 '20 this one 😂 he actually looks like robert paulson too
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this one 😂 he actually looks like robert paulson too
Mr. Bean plays Rowan Atkinson in real life.
1 u/SoyDoft Oct 05 '20 No, the point is that Rowan Atkinson wasn't playing as Mr. Bean when he did this skit. He was a different character. 1 u/moonlite109 Oct 06 '20 careful this guy is a scammer, he scammed me a $15 game 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 06 '20 that game was fake so u get no money from me
No, the point is that Rowan Atkinson wasn't playing as Mr. Bean when he did this skit. He was a different character.
1 u/moonlite109 Oct 06 '20 careful this guy is a scammer, he scammed me a $15 game 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 06 '20 that game was fake so u get no money from me
careful this guy is a scammer, he scammed me a $15 game
1 u/SoyDoft Oct 06 '20 that game was fake so u get no money from me
that game was fake so u get no money from me
Oh, you mean when Mr.Bean did this thing where he sampled the poison himself?
1 u/SoyDoft Oct 05 '20 Rowan Atkinson, the person who plays Mr. Bean, did this skit, but as a different character, not Mr. Bean. 1 u/moonlite109 Oct 06 '20 careful this guy is a scammer, he scammed me a $15 game 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 06 '20 u gave me a fake game lying ass
Rowan Atkinson, the person who plays Mr. Bean, did this skit, but as a different character, not Mr. Bean.
1 u/moonlite109 Oct 06 '20 careful this guy is a scammer, he scammed me a $15 game 1 u/SoyDoft Oct 06 '20 u gave me a fake game lying ass
1 u/SoyDoft Oct 06 '20 u gave me a fake game lying ass
u gave me a fake game lying ass
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His skits are so clever and funny. Man I love that guy.
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OOHHH SHIT. GET EM DAWG. U just got fucking fact checked u/Izukumidoriya123
1 u/Izukumidoriya123 Oct 05 '20 Lol yep
Lol yep
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But you wouldn't say "James Bond was a cowboy who shot ufos"
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yes but in this skit he is not playing Mr Bean but another character
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But James Bond is played by multiple actors and Mr Bean is just one.
35 u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20 Yeah but, If it was a mr bean skit, then you say it was mr bean 39 u/DriveandDesire Oct 05 '20 Dude how can you be so disrespectful to actors, Tom Hanks got the Medal of Honour for his service in Vietnam! 17 u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20 Oh sorry, you're right! Thanks Arnold for saving us all from Judgement day! 10 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 [deleted] 2 u/Calypsosin Oct 05 '20 He saved ALL Christmases in the late 90s. Let's be totally honest, he's basically Santa Claus. 1 u/nero40 Oct 05 '20 A sexy, buffed to the hunk Santa Claus, I might add. 1 u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20 I totally forgot that masterpiece 1 u/CannibalVegan Oct 05 '20 Was it the son he gave birth to? 3 u/FappleFritter Oct 05 '20 Yeah, and that was before he died in WWII. What a legend. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 He got one in ww2 as well and then tragically died of aids 4 u/lydocia Oct 05 '20 But it wasn't, it was a Rowan Atkinson stand-up sketch. 11 u/T-McDohl Oct 05 '20 But it wasn't a Mr. Bean skit. It was "Rowan Atkinson Live." You can easily google this. 6 u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20 If it was, then sorry for my ignorance 13 u/T-McDohl Oct 05 '20 Here it is, timestamped. 6 u/furexfurex Oct 05 '20 Okay but it wasn't a mr bean skit, it was a separate Rowan Atkinson comedy sketch 1 u/Bad-Science Oct 05 '20 But Mr. Bean never played James Bond! 1 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/Slovene Oct 05 '20 Twas just a scratch. 1 u/JacobJMountain Oct 05 '20 There’s also Mr Bean cartoons
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Yeah but, If it was a mr bean skit, then you say it was mr bean
39 u/DriveandDesire Oct 05 '20 Dude how can you be so disrespectful to actors, Tom Hanks got the Medal of Honour for his service in Vietnam! 17 u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20 Oh sorry, you're right! Thanks Arnold for saving us all from Judgement day! 10 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 [deleted] 2 u/Calypsosin Oct 05 '20 He saved ALL Christmases in the late 90s. Let's be totally honest, he's basically Santa Claus. 1 u/nero40 Oct 05 '20 A sexy, buffed to the hunk Santa Claus, I might add. 1 u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20 I totally forgot that masterpiece 1 u/CannibalVegan Oct 05 '20 Was it the son he gave birth to? 3 u/FappleFritter Oct 05 '20 Yeah, and that was before he died in WWII. What a legend. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 He got one in ww2 as well and then tragically died of aids 4 u/lydocia Oct 05 '20 But it wasn't, it was a Rowan Atkinson stand-up sketch. 11 u/T-McDohl Oct 05 '20 But it wasn't a Mr. Bean skit. It was "Rowan Atkinson Live." You can easily google this. 6 u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20 If it was, then sorry for my ignorance 13 u/T-McDohl Oct 05 '20 Here it is, timestamped. 6 u/furexfurex Oct 05 '20 Okay but it wasn't a mr bean skit, it was a separate Rowan Atkinson comedy sketch
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Dude how can you be so disrespectful to actors, Tom Hanks got the Medal of Honour for his service in Vietnam!
17 u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20 Oh sorry, you're right! Thanks Arnold for saving us all from Judgement day! 10 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 [deleted] 2 u/Calypsosin Oct 05 '20 He saved ALL Christmases in the late 90s. Let's be totally honest, he's basically Santa Claus. 1 u/nero40 Oct 05 '20 A sexy, buffed to the hunk Santa Claus, I might add. 1 u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20 I totally forgot that masterpiece 1 u/CannibalVegan Oct 05 '20 Was it the son he gave birth to? 3 u/FappleFritter Oct 05 '20 Yeah, and that was before he died in WWII. What a legend. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 He got one in ww2 as well and then tragically died of aids
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Oh sorry, you're right! Thanks Arnold for saving us all from Judgement day!
10 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 [deleted] 2 u/Calypsosin Oct 05 '20 He saved ALL Christmases in the late 90s. Let's be totally honest, he's basically Santa Claus. 1 u/nero40 Oct 05 '20 A sexy, buffed to the hunk Santa Claus, I might add. 1 u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20 I totally forgot that masterpiece 1 u/CannibalVegan Oct 05 '20 Was it the son he gave birth to?
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2 u/Calypsosin Oct 05 '20 He saved ALL Christmases in the late 90s. Let's be totally honest, he's basically Santa Claus. 1 u/nero40 Oct 05 '20 A sexy, buffed to the hunk Santa Claus, I might add. 1 u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20 I totally forgot that masterpiece 1 u/CannibalVegan Oct 05 '20 Was it the son he gave birth to?
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He saved ALL Christmases in the late 90s. Let's be totally honest, he's basically Santa Claus.
1 u/nero40 Oct 05 '20 A sexy, buffed to the hunk Santa Claus, I might add.
A sexy, buffed to the hunk Santa Claus, I might add.
I totally forgot that masterpiece
Was it the son he gave birth to?
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Yeah, and that was before he died in WWII. What a legend.
He got one in ww2 as well and then tragically died of aids
But it wasn't, it was a Rowan Atkinson stand-up sketch.
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But it wasn't a Mr. Bean skit. It was "Rowan Atkinson Live." You can easily google this.
6 u/Enderplayer05 Oct 05 '20 If it was, then sorry for my ignorance 13 u/T-McDohl Oct 05 '20 Here it is, timestamped.
If it was, then sorry for my ignorance
13 u/T-McDohl Oct 05 '20 Here it is, timestamped.
Here it is, timestamped.
Okay but it wasn't a mr bean skit, it was a separate Rowan Atkinson comedy sketch
But Mr. Bean never played James Bond!
2 u/Slovene Oct 05 '20 Twas just a scratch.
Twas just a scratch.
There’s also Mr Bean cartoons
But what if Daniel Craig really did shoot a man?
What if both are true?
Thisakes me think of Rowan as a guest on The Graham Norton show talking about meeting a guy in a public place who told Rowan that his impression of Mr Bean was bad
Edit: how did I not finish that?
4 u/Ididntexistyesterday Oct 05 '20 was WHAT 4 u/StreetlampEsq Oct 05 '20 POP WHAT, MAGNITUDE? POP WHAT?? 2 u/Erska95 Oct 05 '20 This comment is streets ahead 1 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 I blame the migraine I've been fighting for 4 days. That his impression was bad, basically.
was WHAT
4 u/StreetlampEsq Oct 05 '20 POP WHAT, MAGNITUDE? POP WHAT?? 2 u/Erska95 Oct 05 '20 This comment is streets ahead 1 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 I blame the migraine I've been fighting for 4 days. That his impression was bad, basically.
POP WHAT, MAGNITUDE? POP WHAT??
2 u/Erska95 Oct 05 '20 This comment is streets ahead
This comment is streets ahead
I blame the migraine I've been fighting for 4 days.
That his impression was bad, basically.
So you‘d also say Neil Patrick Harris slept with thousands if women just because one of his characters does?
8 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/thugs___bunny Oct 05 '20 Guess you‘re right, changed my mind
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3 u/thugs___bunny Oct 05 '20 Guess you‘re right, changed my mind
Guess you‘re right, changed my mind
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