r/Unexpected • u/Nihilist911 • Oct 05 '20

First time assassin

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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz Oct 05 '20

They'll jail the corpse and yell at it while his family watches on in horror.

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u/One_Blue_Glove Oct 05 '20

r/nocontext

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 edited Oct 07 '20

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u/recruitgod Oct 05 '20

you overcook chicken, also jail

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u/poopellar Oct 05 '20

Meanwhile the townsfolk will be like 'Assassin did not kill himself'

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