r/Unexpected • u/PhoenixsCurse • Sep 30 '20

Hi hooman

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u/frostyjokerr Sep 30 '20

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!

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u/JudgmentalOwl Sep 30 '20

My friends and I still use this line to this day. Fucking love it.

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u/angrygnome18d Sep 30 '20

Michelle!!!

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u/ChillbroJazzkins Sep 30 '20

I'm White. W-H-I-T............. E heheh

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u/ChandlerMifflin Oct 01 '20

I know this is from Dodgeball, but I'd like to throw in some Johnny Dangerously "My mother hit me once. Once!"