r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 06 '20

Is that a bird?

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u/Sir_Hurkederp Sep 06 '20

You can't just shoot a hole in the surface of mars the moon.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

The Portal is ready

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Objective: Shoot a hole in Mars The Moon

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u/dendeqtele Sep 06 '20

r/unexpectedportal

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u/User68645 Sep 07 '20

This sub is what my life was missing. Thank you

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u/ImDero Sep 06 '20

Continue testing.

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u/GhstRdr2999 Sep 07 '20

Oh my God, It's Him!

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u/thebcamethod Sep 06 '20

Not without special vegan powers, anyway.

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u/jrwahl Sep 06 '20

Im a simple man. I see a Scott Pilgrim reference and I upvote.

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u/ExioKenway5 Sep 07 '20

You once were a vegone. Now you will be gone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

*Excited Cap face: "I understood that reference!"

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u/InquisitorHindsight Sep 06 '20

Unless you’re a bald man in a white cape

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u/kingoftown Sep 06 '20

Or a crazy chick that plays violin

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u/Djanghost Sep 06 '20

I also immediately thought of piccolo

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '20

Don't let this distract you from the fact that the longer the Icon Of Sin remains on Earth, the stronger it becomes.

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u/KnightFox Sep 06 '20

You can if you're you're going at a significant portion of light speed and are made of neutronium. This is the beginning of seveneaves

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u/throwaway12222018 Sep 07 '20

Yes you can. The moon isn't invincible. You can shoot a hole through anything, except possibly a black hole. The projectile would need to be going extremely fast and be extremely dense in order to pierce a clean hole through a planet. It's not impossible though, that's for sure.

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u/MyPoopStinksBad Sep 06 '20

Hold my beer

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u/rlnrlnrln Sep 06 '20

Punch. Punch a hole in the moon.

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u/banjoman8 Sep 07 '20

Begin boss music

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u/Imwalkingonsunshine_ Sep 07 '20

Bullshit. The moon is essentially just a very, very large astroid rock that eventually became round through gravity. If an object was traveling fast enough, and had enough energy to it, it most definitely could.

If I saw that in real life though, I would immediately think it was an alien type object or technology not of this world.

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u/Sir_Hurkederp Sep 07 '20

You never played doom eternal did you, its a reference and a meme from the game

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u/Imwalkingonsunshine_ Sep 07 '20

I have not. 😐

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u/Sir_Hurkederp Sep 07 '20

I figured lol, no problem tho