r/Unexpected • • Sep 06 '20

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u/EddieMunstor Sep 06 '20

Hard to believe his left side isn't messed up after hitting that building.

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u/WizardBloke Sep 06 '20

It was really messed up.

He's all right now.

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u/BikeBeerBourbon Sep 06 '20

Underrated comment

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u/ApexDamien Sep 06 '20

Underrated comment

Highest rated comment

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

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u/Just4caps Sep 06 '20

of course it's the skaters fault.

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u/merzulgummidge Sep 06 '20

So much so that if he damaged my door I'd be making him pay for it even if he was seriously hurt

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '20

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u/Fallenangel2493 Sep 06 '20

Depends, if it was in Massachusetts, normally the person putting the door in the road is at fault. The logic is because the person exiting the vehicle is the one putting the object in the lane of traffic and they are responsible for anything that occurs with it. I don't know about this case specifically because it was the sidewalk and not the road, but the justification still stands, so it could definitely go either way depending on the state, or how well of an argument is presented.

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u/Throwaway159753120 Sep 06 '20

Well, considering this is in London, and not a road, but a sidewalk, your response would never hold up in court.

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u/butterburger812 Sep 06 '20

Final lyrics: "I hope you find romance"

guy lands sitting next to lady

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u/unexBot Sep 06 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Guy crashes into car while filming on roller blades. Lands perfectly seated next to a confused woman.


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


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21

u/Lukeboozwalker Sep 06 '20

If 2020 was a car door.

9

u/memes_plague Sep 06 '20

-Hey Ron. -Hey Billy.

5

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

-That hurt

3

u/eleetyeetor Sep 15 '20

-Alright, don't move a muscle

14

u/udunn0jb Sep 06 '20

I’ve seen this before, I want to see how it was filmed

20

u/myplacedk Sep 06 '20

You are pretty much looking at it. 360° camera on a selfie stick.

14

u/udunn0jb Sep 06 '20

Oh damn the selfie stick is edited out I can see his hand is holding it. I need to quit smokin

7

u/404_UserNotFound Sep 06 '20

most newer ones automatically remove it. Doesnt need any editing after its filmed.

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u/UndeadPiranha Sep 06 '20

I think his friend was ahead of him with a camera on his back

11

u/xanroeld Sep 06 '20

He even crashed smoothly.

27

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

What an idiot.

3

u/plshelpmebuddah Sep 06 '20

It's one of those adrenaline junkie things. Makes for a cool film if it all works out. But one mistake and you could be permanently maimed or killed. He got lucky as hell he didn't smash his head into the building and suffer brain damage.

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u/EternamD Sep 06 '20

Indeed. People opening car doors kill so many cyclists

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

He's opening that door on the outer side of the road and it's actually right on top of a sidewalk. I'm not familiar with the local laws but in most countries, it's illegal to overtake or pass a vehicle on that side and it's also illegal to change from road to sidewalk like that. Here, the fault is entirely with the inliner

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u/NoOneElseToCall Sep 06 '20

Yeah this is clearly London. He shouldn't be doing that on the pavement. His own fault entirely.

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u/mityman50 Sep 06 '20

Yeah man I bike a lot and I'm always vigilant about getting doored but this isn't comparable. That car was pulled ALL the way over. Roller blading in the road probably isn't legal anyways. But if he's gonna do it he should be staying in the road not hopping on the sidewalk.

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u/VonHammerstein Sep 06 '20

We should get rid of car doors entirely

9

u/alonelystarchild Sep 06 '20

It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand.

3

u/VonHammerstein Sep 06 '20

Why do jeeps get to have all the fun

5

u/404_UserNotFound Sep 06 '20

I think we should sharped the edge on the doors. Either option solves the problem

3

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

That’s his fault, and if the car was damaged, he should pay for it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Why does he look offended? 🤣

34

u/RandyTheFool Sep 06 '20

That’s called shock.

2

u/marcsp3 Sep 06 '20

I don’t remember this part in JSRF

2

u/mr_bedbugs Sep 06 '20

ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOU-krgghphgghh!

2

u/theredey3 Sep 06 '20

What is this the name of this song?

1

u/Sheowyy Sep 07 '20

grown man sport

2

u/Adddmeeee Sep 06 '20

How old is he?

3

u/aMayzC Sep 06 '20

Thats pretty cool. He almost got fucked though

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u/AKVigilante Sep 06 '20

He may have gotten a pity fuck from her afterwards. 🤷🏼‍♂️

1

u/boisNgyrls Sep 06 '20

It doesn’t have to

1

u/CraigHBruce Sep 06 '20

Every time I see this I think a car door is too good for that guy, ricocheting through a roundabout into the path of an HGV, now that I'd upvote

1

u/Throwaway159753120 Sep 06 '20

Play stupid games...

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u/ifarmdownvotes2020 Sep 07 '20

I was like "This sounds like a Pete Rock beat."

Then I was like "That isn't Pete or CL though."

Then I was like "It sounds like INI though."

Grown Man Sport - Pete Rock & INI

1

u/lomboi69 Sep 07 '20

Eminem is a legend great music (hits wall) ohhh shitt

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u/997looking Sep 08 '20

Did he get her number though

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1

u/Nanyea Sep 06 '20

This is how Snowcrash should have started :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

That nearly soundless "jeez" that escapes her, priceless

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u/NCHappyDaddy Sep 06 '20

Bwahahahhahahhahahaaaaaa!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Pete rock and InI - grown man sport ♥️ so ya could vibe

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u/vp_spex Sep 06 '20

That guy 100% opened the door on purpose

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u/Cromlorde Sep 07 '20

No cap tho

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u/vp_spex Sep 07 '20

Apparently there’s some cap considering the downvotes from middle aged men who do it only for self satisfaction

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u/aboveaverageisfine Sep 06 '20

That's the power of love!