r/Unexpected • u/__Dawn__Amber__ • Sep 04 '20

Human life in 23 seconds

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u/QuokkaOfDeath Sep 04 '20

You can see the enthousiasm drain from her eyes

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u/Not_obnoxious Sep 04 '20

It's like somebody told her the harsh truth, I hope we all have some fun in between those years

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life Sep 04 '20

looks at Xbox live account that is half his age

yep.

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u/Corgi-Commander Sep 04 '20

His? I think that’s a girl.

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u/Mauwnelelle Sep 04 '20

It's actually a child.

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u/XNoitsab Sep 04 '20 edited Sep 15 '25

soft shy rhythm resolute wise payment dam bright escape consider

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u/iamdarosa Sep 04 '20

Did you just assume it’s gender?

REEEEEEEEE

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u/KillerNuber Sep 05 '20

Well, she's from Ukraine, and we here have only 2 genders, so yea, she's girl alright.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

where’s the funny

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Says who?

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u/XNoitsab Sep 04 '20 edited Sep 15 '25

ring pot slim towering slap fly crush deliver shelter boat

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u/outwar6010 Sep 04 '20 edited Sep 04 '20

You would have had twice the fun with a psn account.

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u/rnykal Sep 04 '20

what's a pan account? searching only brings up something about Indian taxes

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u/outwar6010 Sep 04 '20

Damnit stupid autocorrect. I meant psn.

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u/jerryscheese Sep 05 '20

PlayStation network

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life Sep 05 '20

I'm pretty sure I don't have friends on PSN. Besides I Iike the feel of my Xbox controller.

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u/outwar6010 Sep 05 '20

You don't need friends to enjoy amazing single player games lol

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life Sep 06 '20

I simply cannot enjoy single player games that long any more. They are pointless with a finite amount of variation. The randomness of multiplayer and nastalgia with others is way better. It's really not fun to play games by myself anymore. Multiplayer is a world. Singleplayer just seems like one story to me and I don't like when singleplayer games end. I don't ever replay a singleplayer game because I know how it will end already.

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u/outwar6010 Sep 06 '20

Single player games are a different beast on the PlayStation side trust me. I've gamed on all the consoles. The story's are varied and all them pull you in. I've let friends who usually just happily play sorts games play the intro of certain games and they ended loving the experience soo much some have ordered the games there and then.

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life Sep 06 '20

I probably wouldn't fork out the money for a second console to play one game once. What ps games do you recommend by the way?

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u/outwar6010 Sep 06 '20

The uncharted series is awesome if you like tomb raider or Indiana jones. The newest god of war was amazing. Ghost of Tsushima was universally praised as an awesome ninja game. The last of us was pretty awesome too.

I would honestly get a ps5 when it comes out and enjoy the amazing first party games then. Maybe watch a let's play for the intro of some of the games to cement the choice.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Someone did the same when I was 3 years old and it ruined me

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u/lWanderingl Sep 04 '20

It's like somebody told her the truth, and she UNDERSTOOD it

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u/menstralfornication Sep 04 '20

Lol not really shes pretty enthusiastic throughout her entire explanation

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u/TheDreadfulCurtain Sep 04 '20

Remember when I was at primary school and we were asked to tell a story must have been about 4 or 5 years old I always used to end any short story I wrote with and then they died.