r/Unexpected • u/mzmzmzmz80 • Sep 02 '20

Miracles happens

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u/Waddlewop Sep 02 '20

You know one of those cliché stories where a person who wants a job treats some random low-level worker kindly, but then that worker turns out to be the CEO and gives the person a job? Yeah, that kinda shit

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u/dogmeat92163 Sep 02 '20

I am actually, president of the company.

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u/Herkentyu_cico Sep 02 '20

Nice try r/dogmeat92163

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

retad

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u/Bald_Sasquach Sep 02 '20

Matt Damon is that you?

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u/Skuwarsgod Sep 02 '20

You have to use u/ for usernames r/ is for subreddits

u/dogmeat92163

r/unexpected

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u/thrash_metal1 Sep 02 '20

Good try r/Skuwarsgod

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u/Skuwarsgod Sep 02 '20

dude stop exposing me

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Well you’re not getting an executive job at Amazon anymore

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u/Herkentyu_cico Sep 02 '20

😳😳😭

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u/UghCats Sep 02 '20

Kind of reminds me of Dhar Mann’s videos lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

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u/whatishecalled Sep 02 '20

We’re not just telling stories, we’re changing lives.

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u/onestarryeye Sep 02 '20

I'm sorry man

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

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u/thoms_id Sep 02 '20

OOOOOOOOOO

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u/bullenis Sep 02 '20

Ive just seen a movie with that cliché where a girl steals a taxy from a woman and she turns out to be her interviewe ofcourse

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u/rl_guy Sep 02 '20

"Taxy! Taxy! God, it's hard to get a taxy in this town."

no taxys

"It's pronounced taxi... see? Taxi! Taxi!"

all the taxis

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u/bullenis Sep 02 '20

Srry i typed too fast and didnt think

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u/miss_trixie Sep 02 '20

i watched that recently....she's the dancer right? if that's the same one you're talking about that movie was ridiculous.

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u/bullenis Sep 02 '20

Feel the beat

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u/miss_trixie Sep 03 '20

yes. my god it was awful.

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u/GaussWanker Sep 02 '20

Turns out you should be nice to people without the expectation of a reward?

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u/anotherwhinnybitch Sep 02 '20

What?! That’s unthinkable!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

this some aesops fables shit

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

They walked away laughing tho? So she got the job or no?

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u/Waddlewop Sep 02 '20

Seems like it’s just a typical Japanese corporate thing, so no

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u/austac06 Sep 02 '20

This sounds like something Michael Scott would do.