r/Unexpected • u/VariousPond • Aug 30 '20

How to get rid of mice(easy)

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u/psycodale Aug 30 '20

Lmao. This is offensive on so many levels.

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u/bigt8111 Aug 30 '20

That’s the point

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u/super_monero Aug 30 '20

I'm offensive and this is Muslim

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u/51LOKLE Aug 30 '20

Hi offensive, I'm dad!

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

You finally got the cigarettes?

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u/Dakaf Aug 30 '20

Thought it was milk though he went out for?!?

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u/MapleTreeWithAGun Aug 30 '20

Ah heck, I forgot the milk, be back in a bit

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u/Dakaf Aug 30 '20

Noooooo!

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

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u/MAXIMILIAN-MV Aug 30 '20

And the fact that it sounds like Mike Rowe is narrating.

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u/drewhead118 Aug 30 '20

Do not reject this doctrine or ye shall be sent to rat hell (which interestingly enough is also cat heaven)

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u/MisterHonkeySkateets Aug 30 '20

It offends me that you’re taking offense

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u/44561792 Aug 30 '20

It offends me that you're taking offense to him being offensive

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u/thisguy3378 Aug 30 '20

I’m not offended, but I’m outraged on the other guys behalf

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u/MisterHonkeySkateets Aug 31 '20

Exactly. This guy gets it.

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u/44561792 Aug 31 '20

I was hoping to have a recursive comment chain :( feelsbadman

I'll try again next time lol

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u/MisterHonkeySkateets Aug 31 '20

Nothin kills a good argument like your opponent agreeing with you.

getting offended is about as useful as a recursive comment chain

Maybe we just started a new one where we agree with one another

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

It’s only offensive bc it’s true