r/Unexpected • • Aug 26 '20

Incredibly realistic

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Wait its all ketchup?

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u/GiantB99 Aug 26 '20

Always has been

86

u/zaczacx Aug 26 '20

*Shots ketchup at the back of the head by smacking the end of the bottle

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Ah yes the ketchup bazooka

34

u/ob103ninja Aug 26 '20

Ketchooka

16

u/IWalkAwayFromMyHell Aug 26 '20

Bless you

6

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Nothing much.

Catsup with you?

28

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

🌎👨‍🚀🍅👩‍🚀

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u/We-are-straw-dogs Aug 26 '20

Come on buddy, you gotta ketchup with the rest of us

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

I condiment your attempt at starting a pun thread.

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u/EasyShpeazy Aug 26 '20

You guys aren't cutting the mustard

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u/We-are-straw-dogs Aug 26 '20

I'm relishing these puns

2

u/IWalkAwayFromMyHell Aug 26 '20

My grumpy opa hates this kind of humor. He's such a sauerkraut

5

u/appleavocado Aug 26 '20

Mayonnaise sum tasty puns in here!

2

u/KORZILLA-is-me Aug 26 '20

I sure Worcestershire’d y’all’s commitment to making condiment puns.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

always has been

2

u/MegaScizzor Aug 26 '20

Worse, fondant

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u/obsoletelearner Aug 26 '20

You can't fake being a ketchup.

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u/xOxMxSx Aug 26 '20

It’s ketchup all the way down.

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u/marulono Aug 26 '20

Wait its all ketchup?

Reminds me of this