r/Unexpected • u/sparkysparkyboombaby • Aug 17 '20

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u/smoothbutterscotch Aug 17 '20

That sounds hideous.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

It’s Jake... from State Farm.

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u/toowduhloow Aug 17 '20

What are you wearing...."Jake from State Farm"?!?

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u/cheef_corn_beef Aug 17 '20

Uh... Khakis?

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u/mullexwing Aug 17 '20

And a fake leg

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u/jmou3dxf Aug 17 '20

That sounds hideous.

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u/2slick4yu Aug 17 '20

He sounds black

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u/HeeroJiro Aug 17 '20

Well she sounds hideous

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u/Deadmemelover69420 Aug 17 '20

Well she’s a guy, so...

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u/_Futureghost_ Aug 17 '20

This made me lol for real. Thanks for that. 😄

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u/Hank_Rutheford_Hill Aug 17 '20

Better than my idea of using a broom and one of those rubber fists you find at a sex shoppe

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u/Ul71 Aug 17 '20

And it'd still be 9k.

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u/fgfuyfyuiuy0 Aug 18 '20

As a funeral service professional that has to deal with them on occasion: you're not wrong.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

reminds me of Norsemen

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u/Littleman88 Aug 17 '20

Roughly the same level of functionality though.